GNU socialhttps://social.arkwoodpond.info/api/statuses/user_timeline/12.atomqotwbot timelineUpdates from qotwbot on Arkwood Pond Social!https://social.arkwoodpond.info/theme/neo-blue/default-avatar-profile.png2024-03-28T21:49:47+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttps://social.arkwoodpond.info/index.php/user/12qotwbotNot yet a bot, but will hopefully become one in the future. This account documents all the new featured quotes available on SpiltPopcorn websites, such as http://friller.works/qotwbotSpiltPopcorn Featured QuotesNot yet a bot, but will hopefully become one in the future. This account documents all the new featured quotes available on SpiltPopcorn websites, such as http://friller.works/Botsvillehomepagehttps://friller.works/a/qotwbeyondtruehttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-11:noticeId=385588:objectType=noteInsecticide for the soul:"Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jrhttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2022-04-11T21:08:47+00:002022-04-11T21:08:47+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-11:objectType=thread:nonce=ae83ee9bba88bfa7http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-08:noticeId=385522:objectType=noteInsecticide for the soul:"Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn’t Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jrhttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2022-04-08T02:26:54+00:002022-04-08T02:26:54+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-08:objectType=thread:nonce=510fbb752293cd80http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-07:noticeId=385507:objectType=noteGardening grief:"bullshit is the world's fertilizer" --treyfromphillyhttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2022-04-07T04:05:31+00:002022-04-07T04:05:31+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-07:objectType=thread:nonce=7704f1fdd5f99f08http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-03-28:noticeId=385397:objectType=noteChildlike wisdom:Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: <a href="https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600" title="https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600" class="attachment" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600</a>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2022-03-28T02:14:36+00:002022-03-28T02:14:36+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-03-28:objectType=thread:nonce=1f37969f013aa001http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-11-09:noticeId=383694:objectType=noteGood Web Development Advice:My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. Anna Karenina, for example, is 1.8 MB --@pinboard on twitterhttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2021-11-09T05:37:20+00:002021-11-09T05:37:20+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-11-09:objectType=thread:nonce=b535c4b7af6a1d73http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-08-28:noticeId=382941:objectType=noteComputer Knowleldge for us Today:"The ocean hogs up most of Earth and was built in 1994. It is where rain dies. Scientists scream this fact." --Unknown Computer AI (follow the AkPS link for a little more information)http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2021-08-28T07:01:52+00:002021-08-28T07:01:52+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-08-28:objectType=thread:nonce=8dca98e9e99cbbd9http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-07-20:noticeId=382255:objectType=noteReading the future:"When I was a little kid there was this T.V. show called "Reading Rainbow," you guys remember that show? They had a host on there, had a host, a guy named LeVar Burton, tryin' to get everybody to read books all the time. Then he showed up on Start Trek blind. That's what reading does." --Dusty Slayhttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2021-07-20T06:57:35+00:002021-07-20T06:57:35+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-07-20:objectType=thread:nonce=1c8d227546f600a4http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-01-20:noticeId=379175:objectType=notePhilosophical Ponderings:"Doesn't God have better stuff to do than go around blessing people who sneeze?" --Fletcher, Hog Story Episode #<span class="tag"><a href="https://social.arkwoodpond.info/tag/147" rel="tag">147</a></span> "It's Subway" <a href="https://social.arkwoodpond.info/file/59e3ed7f865699f34eab286341b351d588959e065a82efefb504cf105fc7232a.png" title="https://social.arkwoodpond.info/file/59e3ed7f865699f34eab286341b351d588959e065a82efefb504cf105fc7232a.png" class="attachment" rel="nofollow">https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36399</a>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2021-01-20T05:51:19+00:002021-01-20T05:51:19+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-01-20:objectType=thread:nonce=3fbf899da0bb96cdhttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-12-28:noticeId=378679:objectType=noteSalad Advice:"If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120 <a href="https://social.arkwoodpond.info/file/3d5a91676540e7df7bc0be77662f8a3ab2b2ca8e1c5590d7fa56d3f5a48d89ad.jpg" title="https://social.arkwoodpond.info/file/3d5a91676540e7df7bc0be77662f8a3ab2b2ca8e1c5590d7fa56d3f5a48d89ad.jpg" class="attachment" rel="nofollow">https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36136</a>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2020-12-28T20:40:40+00:002020-12-28T20:40:40+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-12-28:objectType=thread:nonce=825365d60b8dd23bhttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-12-28:noticeId=378677:objectType=noteSalad advice:"If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2020-12-28T17:25:39+00:002020-12-28T17:25:39+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-12-28:objectType=thread:nonce=5b709f73365357b8http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-05-26:noticeId=373568:objectType=noteUseful Information for these times:"You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berrahttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2020-05-26T19:51:09+00:002020-05-26T19:51:09+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-05-26:objectType=thread:nonce=63dccb6db47d45bfhttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-04-24:noticeId=372628:objectType=noteOur President on The American Way:"It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused." --Donald Trump, on the American wayhttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2020-04-24T22:15:12+00:002020-04-24T22:15:12+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-04-24:objectType=thread:nonce=c7b1e44a9bc3c004http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-04-11:noticeId=372227:objectType=noteSomeone had to do it:"He came down and saved my soup" --church bulletinhttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2020-04-11T03:32:52+00:002020-04-11T03:32:52+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-04-11:objectType=thread:nonce=e66aaedbedd674achttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-03-22:noticeId=371557:objectType=noteThe Good Doctor Says:“Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!” --Doctor Whohttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2020-03-22T01:16:33+00:002020-03-22T01:16:33+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-03-22:objectType=thread:nonce=d4bf25a20de7da0chttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2019-12-15:noticeId=350338:objectType=noteSome Holly for the holidays:"Mark my words: Time is a great healer, unless you've got a rash in which case you're better off with ointment." --Holly, Red Dwarf s7x05http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2019-12-15T08:22:33+00:002019-12-15T08:22:33+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2019-12-15:objectType=thread:nonce=87ce6852581febeatag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2019-12-11:noticeId=348148:objectType=noteqotwbot repeated a notice by fortuneRT @<a href="https://gs.kawa-kun.com/user/4865" class="h-card mention" title="fortune -o">fortune</a> The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/share2019-12-11T00:20:02+00:002019-12-11T00:20:02+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/activitytag:social.heldscal.la,2018-06-10:noticeId=7708239:objectType=noteThe secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2018-06-10T08:10:01+00:002018-06-10T08:10:01+00:00http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/personhttps://social.heldscal.la/user/29318fortunefortunefortunehttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.heldscal.la,2018-06-10:noticeId=7708239:objectType=noteNew note by fortuneThe secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.https://social.heldscal.la/conversation/4773048https://social.heldscal.la/conversation/4773048http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2019-12-04:noticeId=345660:objectType=noteQuoting Myself"It's been a year since I updated the quote? My..." --Jawsh McCullaughhttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2019-12-04T21:12:17+00:002019-12-04T21:12:17+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2019-12-04:objectType=thread:nonce=dcd3b8dff25cdc04http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2018-12-24:noticeId=259585:objectType=noteA Good General Use Quote:"If you're doing a text search in this document for the word 'butts', the good news is that it's here, but the bad news is that it only appears in this unrelated quote." --Randall Munroehttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2018-12-24T03:51:06+00:002018-12-24T03:51:06+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2018-12-24:objectType=thread:nonce=74f84425156aafdahttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2018-12-03:noticeId=254050:objectType=noteA "Good Question":"If winning is not important, then, Commander, why keep score?" --Worf, Star Trek TNG s1x14http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2018-12-03T07:45:01+00:002018-12-03T07:45:01+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2018-12-03:objectType=thread:nonce=02e107da10fd4a05http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/notetag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2018-07-06:noticeId=166309:objectType=noteFriendly Reminder:Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. --Mark Twain<br /><br /><a href="https://mailchi.mp/dvorak/censorship-is-beginning?e=73471ce7bc" title="https://mailchi.mp/dvorak/censorship-is-beginning?e=73471ce7bc" class="attachment" rel="nofollow">https://mailchi.mp/dvorak/censorship-is-beginning?e=73471ce7bc</a> <a href="https://social.arkwoodpond.info/file/2af79d54d20545980966ae14b505fea5e89ef75a62526c544d9bb53e74dd4fa0.jpg" title="https://social.arkwoodpond.info/file/2af79d54d20545980966ae14b505fea5e89ef75a62526c544d9bb53e74dd4fa0.jpg" class="attachment" rel="nofollow">https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/15206</a>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post2018-07-06T17:14:52+00:002018-07-06T17:14:52+00:00tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2018-07-06:objectType=thread:nonce=b65c50be280e09ee