{"generator":"GNU social 1.2.0-beta4","title":"parrotcattle timeline","totalItems":20,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/4","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-300-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":300,"height":300},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-48-20200322011032.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-24-20200322032902.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"4"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle","followers":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle\/subscribers"},"portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"parrotcattle","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","note":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","addresses":{"formatted":"The Wild, Wild Web"}}},"content":"I had to re-write it, but here it finally is! Chapter six of the silly russian story. I don't know how much is the same or not, but here's a chapter all about needing coffee.<br \/><br \/> How's that for ya?<br \/><br \/> Read it now...<br \/><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian6\" title=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian6\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian6<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/550ebf8504762619a3fe875cf9d24a1589b65b7211fd1a1aa4b3185e98669993.png\" title=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/550ebf8504762619a3fe875cf9d24a1589b65b7211fd1a1aa4b3185e98669993.png\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/attachment\/38688<\/a>","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:web","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"web"}},"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-19:noticeId=385675:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-19:noticeId=385675:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"I had to re-write it, but here it finally is! Chapter six of the silly russian story. I don't know how much is the same or not, but here's a chapter all about needing coffee.<br \/><br \/>\nHow's that for ya?<br \/><br \/>\nRead it now...<br \/><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian6\" title=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian6\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian6<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/550ebf8504762619a3fe875cf9d24a1589b65b7211fd1a1aa4b3185e98669993.png\" title=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/550ebf8504762619a3fe875cf9d24a1589b65b7211fd1a1aa4b3185e98669993.png\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/attachment\/38688<\/a>","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/385675","status_net":{"notice_id":385675}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-19:objectType=thread:nonce=f5077eddb4ce8599","notice_info":{"local_id":"385675","source":"web"}},"published":"2022-04-19T04:13:42+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Arkwood Pond Social","url":"http:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/385675"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/4","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-300-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":300,"height":300},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-48-20200322011032.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-24-20200322032902.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"4"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle","followers":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle\/subscribers"},"portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"parrotcattle","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","note":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","addresses":{"formatted":"The Wild, Wild Web"}}},"content":"RT @<a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/12\" class=\"h-card mention\" title=\"SpiltPopcorn Featured Quotes\">qotwbot<\/a> &quot;Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand&quot; --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:web","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"web"}},"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-11:noticeId=385589:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-11:noticeId=385588:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"\"Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand\" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/385588","status_net":{"notice_id":385588}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-11:objectType=thread:nonce=ae83ee9bba88bfa7","notice_info":{"local_id":"385589","source":"web","repeat_of":"385588"}},"published":"2022-04-11T21:12:36+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Arkwood Pond Social","url":"http:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/"},"title":"parrotcattle repeated a notice by qotwbot","verb":"share","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/385589"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/4","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-300-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":300,"height":300},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-48-20200322011032.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-24-20200322032902.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"4"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle","followers":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle\/subscribers"},"portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"parrotcattle","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","note":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","addresses":{"formatted":"The Wild, Wild Web"}}},"content":"<a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle\">SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle<\/a> deleted notice <a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/385523\">{{tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-08:noticeId=385523:objectType=note}}<\/a>.","generator":{"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2026-07-22:notice-source:unknown","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"unknown"}},"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-08:noticeId=385523:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-08:noticeId=385523:objectType=note","objectType":"note"},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-08:objectType=thread:nonce=510fbb752293cd80","notice_info":{"local_id":"385590","source":"unknown","repeat_of":"385522"}},"published":"2022-04-08T02:27:44+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Arkwood Pond Social","url":"http:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/"},"target":{"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-08:noticeId=385523:objectType=note","objectType":"note"},"title":"Delete","verb":"delete","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/385590"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/4","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-300-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":300,"height":300},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-48-20200322011032.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-24-20200322032902.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"4"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle","followers":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle\/subscribers"},"portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"parrotcattle","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","note":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","addresses":{"formatted":"The Wild, Wild Web"}}},"content":"RT @<a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/12\" class=\"h-card mention\" title=\"SpiltPopcorn Featured Quotes\">qotwbot<\/a> &quot;bullshit is the world's fertilizer&quot; --treyfromphilly","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:web","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"web"}},"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-07:noticeId=385508:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-07:noticeId=385507:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"\"bullshit is the world's fertilizer\" --treyfromphilly","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/385507","status_net":{"notice_id":385507}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-04-07:objectType=thread:nonce=7704f1fdd5f99f08","notice_info":{"local_id":"385508","source":"web","repeat_of":"385507"}},"published":"2022-04-07T04:06:09+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Arkwood Pond Social","url":"http:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/"},"title":"parrotcattle repeated a notice by qotwbot","verb":"share","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/385508"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/4","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-300-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":300,"height":300},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-48-20200322011032.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-24-20200322032902.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"4"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle","followers":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle\/subscribers"},"portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"parrotcattle","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","note":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","addresses":{"formatted":"The Wild, Wild Web"}}},"content":"RT @<a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/1\" class=\"h-card mention\" title=\"Jawsh McCullaugh\">jawsh<\/a> So Chapter Six of the Russian story would be out by now, except I accidentally deleted it right after I finished writing it, so it might be a while longer while I agonize over remembering what I wrote.","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:web","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"web"}},"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-03-28:noticeId=385400:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-03-28:noticeId=385398:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"So Chapter Six of the Russian story would be out by now, except I accidentally deleted it right after I finished writing it, so it might be a while longer while I agonize over remembering what I wrote.","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/385398","status_net":{"notice_id":385398}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-03-28:objectType=thread:nonce=e83501bf4e8622fb","notice_info":{"local_id":"385400","source":"web","repeat_of":"385398"}},"published":"2022-03-28T02:18:50+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Arkwood Pond Social","url":"http:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/"},"title":"parrotcattle repeated a notice by jawsh","verb":"share","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/385400"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/4","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-300-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":300,"height":300},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-48-20200322011032.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-24-20200322032902.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"4"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle","followers":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle\/subscribers"},"portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"parrotcattle","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","note":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","addresses":{"formatted":"The Wild, Wild Web"}}},"content":"RT @<a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/12\" class=\"h-card mention\" title=\"SpiltPopcorn Featured Quotes\">qotwbot<\/a> Life is more important than toilets.  --A four year old, from this tweet: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LizerReal\/status\/1367483616461209600\" title=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LizerReal\/status\/1367483616461209600\" class=\"attachment\" id=\"attachment-38602\" rel=\"nofollow external\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/LizerReal\/status\/1367483616461209600<\/a>","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:web","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"web"}},"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-03-28:noticeId=385399:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-03-28:noticeId=385397:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"Life is more important than toilets.  --A four year old, from this tweet: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LizerReal\/status\/1367483616461209600\" title=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LizerReal\/status\/1367483616461209600\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/LizerReal\/status\/1367483616461209600<\/a>","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/385397","status_net":{"notice_id":385397}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2022-03-28:objectType=thread:nonce=1f37969f013aa001","notice_info":{"local_id":"385399","source":"web","repeat_of":"385397"}},"published":"2022-03-28T02:18:43+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Arkwood Pond Social","url":"http:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/"},"title":"parrotcattle repeated a notice by qotwbot","verb":"share","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/385399"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/4","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-300-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":300,"height":300},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-48-20200322011032.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-24-20200322032902.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"4"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle","followers":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle\/subscribers"},"portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"parrotcattle","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","note":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","addresses":{"formatted":"The Wild, Wild Web"}}},"content":"RT @<a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/12\" class=\"h-card mention\" title=\"SpiltPopcorn Featured Quotes\">qotwbot<\/a> My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. 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Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle","followers":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle\/subscribers"},"portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"parrotcattle","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","note":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","addresses":{"formatted":"The Wild, Wild Web"}}},"content":"Chapter Five is out now. There's not much to really say about it, other than it's more of a continuation of chapter four, but if you really need a teaser...<br \/> How does Yosef Notabadguy know Cynthia's last name and previous aliases, but somehow doesn't know who she's married to? Maybe you can find out if you read it now...<br \/><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian5\" title=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian5\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian5<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/a4bd732184334f1d883f4b0e1739eff6c9035260feb0369717fadc7cc8927515.png\" title=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/a4bd732184334f1d883f4b0e1739eff6c9035260feb0369717fadc7cc8927515.png\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/attachment\/37838<\/a>","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:web","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"web"}},"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-10-22:noticeId=383477:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-10-22:noticeId=383477:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"Chapter Five is out now. There's not much to really say about it, other than it's more of a continuation of chapter four, but if you really need a teaser...<br \/>\nHow does Yosef Notabadguy know Cynthia's last name and previous aliases, but somehow doesn't know who she's married to? Maybe you can find out if you read it now...<br \/><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian5\" title=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian5\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian5<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/a4bd732184334f1d883f4b0e1739eff6c9035260feb0369717fadc7cc8927515.png\" title=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/a4bd732184334f1d883f4b0e1739eff6c9035260feb0369717fadc7cc8927515.png\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/attachment\/37838<\/a>","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/383477","status_net":{"notice_id":383477}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-10-22:objectType=thread:nonce=1e2bc8489a1f81be","notice_info":{"local_id":"383477","source":"web"}},"published":"2021-10-22T04:31:48+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Arkwood Pond Social","url":"http:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/383477"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/4","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-300-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":300,"height":300},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-48-20200322011032.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-24-20200322032902.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"4"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle","followers":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle\/subscribers"},"portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"parrotcattle","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","note":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","addresses":{"formatted":"The Wild, Wild Web"}}},"content":"Our Favourite Detective finally gets on the phone and gets in contact with his old buddy Jaseph Notabadguy, the evil scientist bent on controlling the minds of everyone! Read along as these two friends awkwardly kind of catch up, and see what surprises await us in the fourth chapter of Our Favourite Detective Duo is Not Russian Enough, available on FrillerWorks when you read it now...<br \/><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian4\" title=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian4\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian4<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/be0cc73365fded8b8cb1378237e63e3259606f88820480f62ff642a70f04b936.png\" title=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/be0cc73365fded8b8cb1378237e63e3259606f88820480f62ff642a70f04b936.png\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/attachment\/37790<\/a>","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:web","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"web"}},"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-10-08:noticeId=383337:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-10-08:noticeId=383337:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"Our Favourite Detective finally gets on the phone and gets in contact with his old buddy Jaseph Notabadguy, the evil scientist bent on controlling the minds of everyone! Read along as these two friends awkwardly kind of catch up, and see what surprises await us in the fourth chapter of Our Favourite Detective Duo is Not Russian Enough, available on FrillerWorks when you read it now...<br \/><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian4\" title=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian4\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian4<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/be0cc73365fded8b8cb1378237e63e3259606f88820480f62ff642a70f04b936.png\" title=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/be0cc73365fded8b8cb1378237e63e3259606f88820480f62ff642a70f04b936.png\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/attachment\/37790<\/a>","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/383337","status_net":{"notice_id":383337}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-10-08:objectType=thread:nonce=2486bb75f4b69f5b","notice_info":{"local_id":"383337","source":"web"}},"published":"2021-10-08T07:25:40+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Arkwood Pond Social","url":"http:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/383337"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/4","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-300-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":300,"height":300},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-48-20200322011032.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-24-20200322032902.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"4"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle","followers":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle\/subscribers"},"portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"parrotcattle","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","note":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","addresses":{"formatted":"The Wild, Wild Web"}}},"content":"Sometimes it's hard to call old friends on the phone when you haven't talked to them for a while.<br \/><br \/> That's what Our Favorite Hat-Wearing Detective tries to do in chapter 3 of Not Russian Enough.<br \/><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian3\" title=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian3\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian3<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/dc98f065529ddcefdccab44c7c2393502073bf4a02c8432517ec6b6845a97fbf.png\" title=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/dc98f065529ddcefdccab44c7c2393502073bf4a02c8432517ec6b6845a97fbf.png\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/attachment\/37758<\/a>","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:web","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"web"}},"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-09-30:noticeId=383272:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-09-30:noticeId=383272:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"Sometimes it's hard to call old friends on the phone when you haven't talked to them for a while.<br \/><br \/>\nThat's what Our Favorite Hat-Wearing Detective tries to do in chapter 3 of Not Russian Enough.<br \/><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian3\" title=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian3\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian3<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/dc98f065529ddcefdccab44c7c2393502073bf4a02c8432517ec6b6845a97fbf.png\" title=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/dc98f065529ddcefdccab44c7c2393502073bf4a02c8432517ec6b6845a97fbf.png\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/attachment\/37758<\/a>","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/383272","status_net":{"notice_id":383272}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-09-30:objectType=thread:nonce=77c8b02d8140d495","notice_info":{"local_id":"383272","source":"web"}},"published":"2021-09-30T03:49:17+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Arkwood Pond Social","url":"http:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/383272"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/4","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-300-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":300,"height":300},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-48-20200322011032.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-24-20200322032902.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"4"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle","followers":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle\/subscribers"},"portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"parrotcattle","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","note":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","addresses":{"formatted":"The Wild, Wild Web"}}},"content":"RT @<a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/12\" class=\"h-card mention\" title=\"SpiltPopcorn Featured Quotes\">qotwbot<\/a> &quot;The ocean hogs up most of Earth and was built in 1994. It is where rain dies. 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Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle","followers":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle\/subscribers"},"portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"parrotcattle","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","note":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","addresses":{"formatted":"The Wild, Wild Web"}}},"content":"Chapter 2 is here, and we finally start getting into what this story is going to be. Richard is finally presented with the plan to save him from whatever the danger is that he's in, but he has his reservations. What is so wrong with the plan to save him? Why doesn't he want it? Will our two favorite detective friends be able to convince him that this plan is what's best? The best way to find out is to read it now...<br \/><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian2\" title=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian2\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian2<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/222cb57b51f0544c171440201d898bc1cff6fd1042837628927c12c093c0ca50.png\" title=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/222cb57b51f0544c171440201d898bc1cff6fd1042837628927c12c093c0ca50.png\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/attachment\/37659<\/a>","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:web","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"web"}},"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-08-26:noticeId=382898:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-08-26:noticeId=382898:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"Chapter 2 is here, and we finally start getting into what this story is going to be. Richard is finally presented with the plan to save him from whatever the danger is that he's in, but he has his reservations. What is so wrong with the plan to save him? Why doesn't he want it? Will our two favorite detective friends be able to convince him that this plan is what's best? The best way to find out is to read it now...<br \/><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian2\" title=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian2\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian2<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/222cb57b51f0544c171440201d898bc1cff6fd1042837628927c12c093c0ca50.png\" title=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/222cb57b51f0544c171440201d898bc1cff6fd1042837628927c12c093c0ca50.png\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/attachment\/37659<\/a>","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/382898","status_net":{"notice_id":382898}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-08-26:objectType=thread:nonce=8c0cc0f7ee47da9c","notice_info":{"local_id":"382898","source":"web"}},"published":"2021-08-26T03:42:14+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Arkwood Pond Social","url":"http:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/382898"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/4","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-300-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":300,"height":300},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-48-20200322011032.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-24-20200322032902.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"4"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle","followers":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle\/subscribers"},"portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"parrotcattle","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","note":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","addresses":{"formatted":"The Wild, Wild Web"}}},"content":"RT @<a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/12\" class=\"h-card mention\" title=\"SpiltPopcorn Featured Quotes\">qotwbot<\/a> &quot;When I was a little kid there was this T.V. show called &quot;Reading Rainbow,&quot; you guys remember that show? They had a host on there, had a host, a guy named LeVar Burton, tryin' to get everybody to read books all the time. Then he showed up on Start Trek blind. That's what reading does.&quot; --Dusty Slay","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:web","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"web"}},"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-07-20:noticeId=382256:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-07-20:noticeId=382255:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"\"When I was a little kid there was this T.V. show called \"Reading Rainbow,\" you guys remember that show? They had a host on there, had a host, a guy named LeVar Burton, tryin' to get everybody to read books all the time. Then he showed up on Start Trek blind. That's what reading does.\" --Dusty Slay","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/382255","status_net":{"notice_id":382255}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-07-20:objectType=thread:nonce=1c8d227546f600a4","notice_info":{"local_id":"382256","source":"web","repeat_of":"382255"}},"published":"2021-07-20T07:02:05+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Arkwood Pond Social","url":"http:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/"},"title":"parrotcattle repeated a notice by qotwbot","verb":"share","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/382256"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/4","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-300-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":300,"height":300},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-48-20200322011032.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-24-20200322032902.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"4"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle","followers":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle\/subscribers"},"portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"parrotcattle","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","note":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","addresses":{"formatted":"The Wild, Wild Web"}}},"content":"We've been dragging our feet on this issue for long enough, and it's time something got done about it. Our Favorite Detective Duo is finally going to find a way to get Richard back home safely., with maybe some Russian help? Will they run across more trouble on their way? You can find out if you read it now...<br \/><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian1\" title=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian1\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian1<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/4be814d590ce021d12e449bae2240595f911612ccaddb0e7ee1b2a8215e284fb.png\" title=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/4be814d590ce021d12e449bae2240595f911612ccaddb0e7ee1b2a8215e284fb.png\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/attachment\/37097<\/a>","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:web","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"web"}},"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-05-17:noticeId=381149:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-05-17:noticeId=381149:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"We've been dragging our feet on this issue for long enough, and it's time something got done about it. Our Favorite Detective Duo is finally going to find a way to get Richard back home safely., with maybe some Russian help? Will they run across more trouble on their way? You can find out if you read it now...<br \/><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian1\" title=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian1\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/russian1<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/4be814d590ce021d12e449bae2240595f911612ccaddb0e7ee1b2a8215e284fb.png\" title=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/file\/4be814d590ce021d12e449bae2240595f911612ccaddb0e7ee1b2a8215e284fb.png\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/attachment\/37097<\/a>","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/381149","status_net":{"notice_id":381149}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2021-05-17:objectType=thread:nonce=b1e3636b4fd7afba","notice_info":{"local_id":"381149","source":"web"}},"published":"2021-05-17T03:41:21+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Arkwood Pond Social","url":"http:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/381149"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/4","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-300-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":300,"height":300},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-48-20200322011032.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-24-20200322032902.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"4"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle","followers":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle\/subscribers"},"portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"parrotcattle","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","note":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","addresses":{"formatted":"The Wild, Wild Web"}}},"content":"Does anyone know how to get ahold of @<a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/user\/6247\" class=\"h-card mention\">jake<\/a>?","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:web","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"web"}},"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-08-24:noticeId=375890:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-08-24:noticeId=375890:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"Does anyone know how to get ahold of @<a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/user\/6247\" class=\"h-card mention\">jake<\/a>?","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/375890","status_net":{"notice_id":375890},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-07-21:noticeId=375036:objectType=note","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/375036"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/4"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/user\/6247"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-07-21:objectType=thread:nonce=b578ea671205621a","notice_info":{"local_id":"375890","source":"web"}},"published":"2020-08-24T21:07:53+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Arkwood Pond Social","url":"http:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/375890"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/4","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-300-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":300,"height":300},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-48-20200322011032.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-24-20200322032902.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"4"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle","followers":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/parrotcattle\/subscribers"},"portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"parrotcattle","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","note":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. Alas, the beast has been reborn again! This time, though, this time the Cattle of SpiltPopcorn not only parrots what is posted to SpiltPopcorn\/FrillerWorks, but screams it out so the whole fediverse can hear! Hear the mighty RoarMoo of the great, wild, and mighty Screaming Cattle! \r\n\r\nHear it in your feed reader too: https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/api\/statuses\/user_timeline\/4.rss","addresses":{"formatted":"The Wild, Wild Web"}}},"content":"Hey @<a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/user\/6247\" class=\"h-card mention\">jake<\/a>, we were wondering if we could get your permission to use your story for an article on FrillerWorks.","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:web","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"web"}},"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-07-21:noticeId=375036:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-07-21:noticeId=375036:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"Hey @<a href=\"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/user\/6247\" class=\"h-card mention\">jake<\/a>, we were wondering if we could get your permission to use your story for an article on FrillerWorks.","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/375036","status_net":{"notice_id":375036}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/user\/6247"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-07-21:objectType=thread:nonce=b578ea671205621a","notice_info":{"local_id":"375036","source":"web"}},"published":"2020-07-21T12:12:50+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Arkwood Pond Social","url":"http:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/notice\/375036"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/index.php\/user\/4","displayName":"SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-300-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":300,"height":300},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-48-20200322011032.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-24-20200322032902.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"4"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/social.arkwoodpond.info\/avatar\/4-96-20200322011021.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Once an incessant email message, the mighty Parrot Cattle has arisen from his slumber, ready to feast upon the feeds of many a social user. 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How could so much crazyness happen?<br \/><br \/> Find out when you Read it now...<br \/><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/www10\" title=\"https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/www10\" class=\"attachment\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/friller.works\/a\/www10<\/a>","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:web","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"web"}},"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-05-11:noticeId=373136:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:social.arkwoodpond.info,2020-05-11:noticeId=373136:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"More and more consequences of that wiley sip of water.  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