Updates from jawsh on Arkwood Pond Social!
jawsh: So Chapter Six of the Russian story would be out by now, except I accidentally deleted it right after I finished writing it, so it might be a while longer while I agonize over remembering what I wrote.
jawsh's status on Monday, 28-Mar-2022 02:18:04 UTC
So Chapter Six of the Russian story would be out by now, except I accidentally deleted it right after I finished writing it, so it might be a while longer while I agonize over remembering what I wrote.
jawsh: Why people tryna wring out their exercise towels into a pitcher and pour some of that out for me to drink. I want Sweet Tea, not Sweat Tea.
jawsh's status on Tuesday, 15-Feb-2022 17:58:33 UTC
Why people tryna wring out their exercise towels into a pitcher and pour some of that out for me to drink. I want Sweet Tea, not Sweat Tea.
jawsh: This was generated by a computer AI bot that was forced to watch thousands of hours of various television shows and such. This particular quote came from watching 1000 hours of planet earth. The video showing the results of this is right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-3Y0CdvwEw but due to the first story coming from 1000 hours of porn, I definitely have to give a NSFW warning.
jawsh's status on Saturday, 28-Aug-2021 07:06:13 UTC
This was generated by a computer AI bot that was forced to watch thousands of hours of various television shows and such. This particular quote came from watching 1000 hours of planet earth. The video showing the results of this is right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-3Y0CdvwEw but due to the first story coming from 1000 hours of porn, I definitely have to give a NSFW warning.
jawsh: And the method from second kings chapter four wasn't even required!
jawsh's status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2020 03:34:04 UTC
And the method from second kings chapter four wasn't even required!
jawsh: @jake Not usually, but then again, most people just register at the tower. You're a bit of a different case though, aren't you?
jawsh's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 21:59:16 UTC
@jake Not usually, but then again, most people just register at the tower. You're a bit of a different case though, aren't you?
jawsh: Hello @jake. Welcome to Arkwood Pond Social, or AkPS for short!
jawsh's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 21:55:20 UTC
Hello @jake. Welcome to Arkwood Pond Social, or AkPS for short!
jawsh: @thechief No, I actually think I should tell you publicly, although I'm not 100% sure, so I'll just say this: A certain someone who's been missing just requested an account here.
jawsh's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 21:39:28 UTC
@thechief No, I actually think I should tell you publicly, although I'm not 100% sure, so I'll just say this: A certain someone who's been missing just requested an account here.
jawsh: Well, it's a good thing I'm not the cheif, because I can't spell chief, as in... oh... say... @thechief. Now you're tagged.
jawsh's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 21:33:28 UTC
Well, it's a good thing I'm not the cheif, because I can't spell chief, as in... oh... say... @thechief. Now you're tagged.
jawsh: Hey, uh... @thecheif Geordi... you might want to know about this. It's pretty important.
jawsh's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 21:25:36 UTC
Hey, uh... @thecheif Geordi... you might want to know about this. It's pretty important.
jawsh: Back about ten years ago, I wrote an article (can you believe it?). Somewhere in the article I put in some badly translated russian because Notabadguy jokes. (Notabadguy's from Russia in case you didn't know). I meant naval implants as in the bellybutton implants that he wants you to use now. (Notbad Analytical Vertical Assisting Lancets that is). I just checked the google translate, and this is what I got: https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/33135
jawsh's status on Saturday, 21-Mar-2020 02:55:09 UTC
Back about ten years ago, I wrote an article (can you believe it?). Somewhere in the article I put in some badly translated russian because Notabadguy jokes. (Notabadguy's from Russia in case you didn't know). I meant naval implants as in the bellybutton implants that he wants you to use now. (Notbad Analytical Vertical Assisting Lancets that is). I just checked the google translate, and this is what I got: https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/33135
jawsh: I'm Joshua McCullaugh, and I approve of this message.
jawsh's status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2020 13:32:52 UTC
I'm Joshua McCullaugh, and I approve of this message.
jawsh: I would not be surprised if that existed, but for some reason, I just don't feel like looking it up.
jawsh's status on Wednesday, 04-Dec-2019 14:36:00 UTC
I would not be surprised if that existed, but for some reason, I just don't feel like looking it up.
jawsh: jawsh favorited something by noyoushutthefuckupdad: sexhavers BTFOthe chad virgin.jpg
jawsh's status on Wednesday, 04-Dec-2019 14:34:42 UTC
jawsh favorited something by noyoushutthefuckupdad: sexhavers BTFO the chad virgin.jpg
jawsh: RT @parrotcattle It's been a week since it's been up on FrillerWorks, (I'm slacking!), but finally I've got the link to the latest chapter of Wacky Water posted! In this chapter we (barely) delve further into just who this Wanda character is, and Our Favorite Detective Duo finally go back to the pharmacy. Boy, are they in for a shocking surprise! It even surprised me, and I wrote it. Really, check it out...https://friller.works/a/www8 (Is this what slack web development is?) https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/30729
jawsh's status on Wednesday, 04-Dec-2019 14:33:12 UTC
RT @parrotcattle It's been a week since it's been up on FrillerWorks, (I'm slacking!), but finally I've got the link to the latest chapter of Wacky Water posted! In this chapter we (barely) delve further into just who this Wanda character is, and Our Favorite Detective Duo finally go back to the pharmacy. Boy, are they in for a shocking surprise! It even surprised me, and I wrote it. Really, check it out...https://friller.works/a/www8 (Is this what slack web development is?) https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/30729
jawsh: jawsh favorited something by lain: mew mew!!mew.jpg
jawsh's status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2019 06:57:55 UTC
jawsh favorited something by lain: mew mew!! mew.jpg
jawsh: This is nuts. For some reason, I can't follow new mastodon accounts. I can see ones I've already added, but I can't add new ones. Adding accounts from pleroma works just fine. What the funge?
jawsh's status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2019 06:51:25 UTC
This is nuts. For some reason, I can't follow new mastodon accounts. I can see ones I've already added, but I can't add new ones. Adding accounts from pleroma works just fine. What the funge?
jawsh: jawsh favorited something by lain: could it be.jpg
jawsh's status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2019 06:34:05 UTC
jawsh favorited something by lain: could it be.jpg
jawsh: And that's why my personal phone number rarely goes out to cow-orkers.
jawsh's status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2019 06:29:31 UTC
And that's why my personal phone number rarely goes out to cow-orkers.
jawsh: RT @parrotcattle Oh dang! Nine months? Goodness I'm too lazy at this story! Well... here's chapter 7! Finally. Yeah, I use that word too much on this feed. Anywuz, click the link and read the chapter! You know you want to...https://friller.works/a/www7 Here's your teaser: "Mr. Computer, I need you!" Shortly after I said that, some music began to play. I'd play the music for you for thouroughness, but I can't. Wonder why? Well maybe it's be because a certain Chief Geordi won't let me do these as a audio documentary! What did I say about documenting sound? "�Hol�, y bienviendo a `Learning Spanish� Tape Side one. Para empezar..." I hit the stop button. Whoops, wrong tape. I should learn to put the data tape back into the cassette drive when I'm done. Try to get some education during lunch and look what happens. Embarrassment. That's what. Cynthia had a quizzical look on her face. "Wait, so you're actually going for learning Spanish? I didn't think you'd actually do it."
jawsh's status on Wednesday, 04-Sep-2019 12:24:05 UTC
RT @parrotcattle Oh dang! Nine months? Goodness I'm too lazy at this story! Well... here's chapter 7! Finally. Yeah, I use that word too much on this feed. Anywuz, click the link and read the chapter! You know you want to...https://friller.works/a/www7 Here's your teaser: "Mr. Computer, I need you!" Shortly after I said that, some music began to play. I'd play the music for you for thouroughness, but I can't. Wonder why? Well maybe it's be because a certain Chief Geordi won't let me do these as a audio documentary! What did I say about documenting sound? "�Hol�, y bienviendo a `Learning Spanish� Tape Side one. Para empezar..." I hit the stop button. Whoops, wrong tape. I should learn to put the data tape back into the cassette drive when I'm done. Try to get some education during lunch and look what happens. Embarrassment. That's what. Cynthia had a quizzical look on her face. "Wait, so you're actually going for learning Spanish? I didn't think you'd actually do it."
jawsh: I think that some Qt apps will try to work with GNOME if they notice gnome-settings-manager running, but it's a crapshoot.
jawsh's status on Thursday, 25-Jul-2019 15:33:17 UTC
I think that some Qt apps will try to work with GNOME if they notice gnome-settings-manager running, but it's a crapshoot.
jawsh: jawsh favorited something by lain: man those star trek people really know what the fan wants to see: a show with a few characters from one of the shows i watched as a kid, written by the same guys who write the current trash that i don't care about. Genius!
jawsh's status on Thursday, 25-Jul-2019 15:19:01 UTC
jawsh favorited something by lain: man those star trek people really know what the fan wants to see: a show with a few characters from one of the shows i watched as a kid, written by the same guys who write the current trash that i don't care about. Genius!
jawsh: jawsh favorited something by lain: new picard show:picard steps on the bridge of a star fleet ship. everybody looks at him with reverence. he smiles and looks around, filled with memories of his time, as a captain. "Admiral!" the captain says. picard: "it's a fine ship. It deserves it's name..." cut to the outside, the ship is the NCC-1701-Z USS ENTERPRISE (clap). Star Trek theme plays as we zoom out. Suddenly, a large ship comes into view, absolutely dwarfing the enterprise. It's insectoid appearance hover menacing over the ship and the space station. A light appears at the front of the ship and we realize: It's the LEXX, sent by His Shadow to eradicate the universe! The destructive beam pulverizes the station and the Enterprise in under a second! Slowly, the Lexx starts to turn, heading for its next victim.
jawsh's status on Thursday, 25-Jul-2019 15:18:52 UTC
jawsh favorited something by lain: new picard show: picard steps on the bridge of a star fleet ship. everybody looks at him with reverence. he smiles and looks around, filled with memories of his time, as a captain. "Admiral!" the captain says. picard: "it's a fine ship. It deserves it's name..." cut to the outside, the ship is the NCC-1701-Z USS ENTERPRISE (clap). Star Trek theme plays as we zoom out. Suddenly, a large ship comes into view, absolutely dwarfing the enterprise. It's insectoid appearance hover menacing over the ship and the space station. A light appears at the front of the ship and we realize: It's the LEXX, sent by His Shadow to eradicate the universe! The destructive beam pulverizes the station and the Enterprise in under a second! Slowly, the Lexx starts to turn, heading for its next victim.
jawsh: jawsh favorited something by augustus: here is a love song i wrote set in active shooting incident https://shitposter.club/attachment/2762865
jawsh's status on Sunday, 09-Dec-2018 06:02:40 UTC
jawsh favorited something by augustus: here is a love song i wrote set in active shooting incident https://shitposter.club/attachment/2762865
jawsh: RT @augustus here is a love song i wrote set in active shooting incident https://shitposter.club/attachment/2762865
jawsh's status on Sunday, 09-Dec-2018 06:02:39 UTC
RT @augustus here is a love song i wrote set in active shooting incident https://shitposter.club/attachment/2762865
jawsh's status on Sunday, 09-Dec-2018 06:02:10 UTC
jawsh: jawsh favorited something by maiyannah: My ultimate fitness goal is to be on this prosthetic and be able to pass the FORCES examination. I mean, I can't go and get the examination officially, not having half of a leg I don't qualify for active or reservist service even if I can prove I'm able to do so (not that I have an interest in re-enlisting) - but the standard is public and I'm sure I can find a range officer who wouldn't mind administering it if I pay for range time.
jawsh's status on Sunday, 09-Dec-2018 06:01:13 UTC
jawsh favorited something by maiyannah: My ultimate fitness goal is to be on this prosthetic and be able to pass the FORCES examination. I mean, I can't go and get the examination officially, not having half of a leg I don't qualify for active or reservist service even if I can prove I'm able to do so (not that I have an interest in re-enlisting) - but the standard is public and I'm sure I can find a range officer who wouldn't mind administering it if I pay for range time.
jawsh: jawsh favorited something by maiyannah: The part they're probably not saying is that women have difficulty passing a lot of their tests, because lets face it, we're a sexually-dimorphic species. I prefer it when we all have the same test, though. First of all, getting special treatment only engenders resentment and conflict between social groups. Second of all, then it doesn't matter whether you're white or black or asian, male or female or transgender, or whatever. You all passed the test. You're all equal, capable soldiers.
jawsh's status on Sunday, 09-Dec-2018 05:58:19 UTC
jawsh favorited something by maiyannah: The part they're probably not saying is that women have difficulty passing a lot of their tests, because lets face it, we're a sexually-dimorphic species. I prefer it when we all have the same test, though. First of all, getting special treatment only engenders resentment and conflict between social groups. Second of all, then it doesn't matter whether you're white or black or asian, male or female or transgender, or whatever. You all passed the test. You're all equal, capable soldiers.
jawsh: jawsh favorited something by noyoushutthefuckupdad: https://shitposter.club/attachment/2731545 #NSFW
jawsh's status on Monday, 03-Dec-2018 08:57:03 UTC
jawsh favorited something by noyoushutthefuckupdad: https://shitposter.club/attachment/2731545 #NSFW
jawsh: jawsh favorited something by noyoushutthefuckupdad: https://shitposter.club/attachment/2734317
jawsh's status on Monday, 03-Dec-2018 08:37:16 UTC
jawsh favorited something by noyoushutthefuckupdad: https://shitposter.club/attachment/2734317
jawsh: jawsh favorited something by deadsuperhero: I'll forever remember a fake trailer my little brother made, speaking in as deep and dramatic voice as his 10-year-old body would allow."A movie about doors. Owls. And lots of love. A movie called...Duplex!"
jawsh's status on Monday, 03-Dec-2018 07:47:15 UTC
jawsh favorited something by deadsuperhero: I'll forever remember a fake trailer my little brother made, speaking in as deep and dramatic voice as his 10-year-old body would allow. "A movie about doors. Owls. And lots of love. A movie called...Duplex!"
jawsh: jawsh favorited something by deadsuperhero: One of my favorite childhood activities involved a VHS video camera. My brothers and I would fill a tape up with ridiculous things that we thought were funny, and then we'd give that tape to a friend to watch.It was basically low-tech single-audience YouTube, and it was wonderful.
jawsh's status on Monday, 03-Dec-2018 07:47:05 UTC
jawsh favorited something by deadsuperhero: One of my favorite childhood activities involved a VHS video camera. My brothers and I would fill a tape up with ridiculous things that we thought were funny, and then we'd give that tape to a friend to watch. It was basically low-tech single-audience YouTube, and it was wonderful.
jawsh: RT @parrotcattle Yeah, yeah, it's been a year and a half since the last chapter of this water soluble story has been written, but finally! after all this time he's done it and got chapter 6 up on FrillerWorks! You know what you want to do... click on the link and read it now!https://friller.works/a/www6 " Okay, I know I let the announcer guy spoil whether or not we got the warrant for you, but I feel as though I should tell the story anyway. If I don't, then I'm not documenting all the details, right? So, we end up back at Water Tower. I suppose that's good, considering that that's where we needed to go. There've been times in my life where I've tried to go places and didn't end up there, partially due to the there that I needed to be at no longer being in the location that it previously was. Anyway, at least Water Tower's where it needs to be, which is good, especially considering that I'm planning on using that building at the moment, and I like buildings to be where I expect the ...
jawsh's status on Monday, 26-Nov-2018 03:43:01 UTC
RT @parrotcattle Yeah, yeah, it's been a year and a half since the last chapter of this water soluble story has been written, but finally! after all this time he's done it and got chapter 6 up on FrillerWorks! You know what you want to do... click on the link and read it now!https://friller.works/a/www6 " Okay, I know I let the announcer guy spoil whether or not we got the warrant for you, but I feel as though I should tell the story anyway. If I don't, then I'm not documenting all the details, right? So, we end up back at Water Tower. I suppose that's good, considering that that's where we needed to go. There've been times in my life where I've tried to go places and didn't end up there, partially due to the there that I needed to be at no longer being in the location that it previously was. Anyway, at least Water Tower's where it needs to be, which is good, especially considering that I'm planning on using that building at the moment, and I like buildings to be where I expect the ...
jawsh: RT @maiyannah I was the only female programmer at that unit, but I was pretty much just treated as another of the guys, which had its good points and bad points, but I much prefer that kind of thing where it seems just natural to the more forced "diversity" measures we have today. We all did our own things. A couple of th eguys would make off-colour jokes sometimes but it was just guys being guys, not really out of a place of malice, and that context is important. (Indeed its the fear that some woman might take offense at those kinds of things that makes so many men in the office these days feel very uncomfortable and engenders resentment and distance between social groups.)
jawsh's status on Monday, 29-Oct-2018 06:03:28 UTC
RT @maiyannah I was the only female programmer at that unit, but I was pretty much just treated as another of the guys, which had its good points and bad points, but I much prefer that kind of thing where it seems just natural to the more forced "diversity" measures we have today. We all did our own things. A couple of th eguys would make off-colour jokes sometimes but it was just guys being guys, not really out of a place of malice, and that context is important. (Indeed its the fear that some woman might take offense at those kinds of things that makes so many men in the office these days feel very uncomfortable and engenders resentment and distance between social groups.)
jawsh: jawsh favorited something by maiyannah: I was the only female programmer at that unit, but I was pretty much just treated as another of the guys, which had its good points and bad points, but I much prefer that kind of thing where it seems just natural to the more forced "diversity" measures we have today. We all did our own things. A couple of th eguys would make off-colour jokes sometimes but it was just guys being guys, not really out of a place of malice, and that context is important. (Indeed its the fear that some woman might take offense at those kinds of things that makes so many men in the office these days feel very uncomfortable and engenders resentment and distance between social groups.)
jawsh's status on Monday, 29-Oct-2018 06:03:23 UTC
jawsh favorited something by maiyannah: I was the only female programmer at that unit, but I was pretty much just treated as another of the guys, which had its good points and bad points, but I much prefer that kind of thing where it seems just natural to the more forced "diversity" measures we have today. We all did our own things. A couple of th eguys would make off-colour jokes sometimes but it was just guys being guys, not really out of a place of malice, and that context is important. (Indeed its the fear that some woman might take offense at those kinds of things that makes so many men in the office these days feel very uncomfortable and engenders resentment and distance between social groups.)
jawsh: Yeah. I find that I follow twice as many people who follow me.
jawsh's status on Monday, 29-Oct-2018 06:00:03 UTC
Yeah. I find that I follow twice as many people who follow me.
jawsh's status on Monday, 29-Oct-2018 05:57:48 UTC
jawsh: I don't know if the correlation is the causation, but I do know that I stole this image and that it's believable. https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/16610
jawsh's status on Sunday, 05-Aug-2018 14:12:26 UTC
I don't know if the correlation is the causation, but I do know that I stole this image and that it's believable. https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/16610
jawsh: I stole this from @mike. I don't know how to share across instances unless it shows up in mine, so I'm doing it this way. https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/15205
jawsh's status on Friday, 06-Jul-2018 16:58:22 UTC
I stole this from @mike. I don't know how to share across instances unless it shows up in mine, so I'm doing it this way. https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/15205
jawsh: Haha, I actually made a widget for my phone a few years ago that would say the day in big letters on my home screen for this reason. Unfortunately, I never got it to update daily.
jawsh's status on Friday, 06-Jul-2018 16:48:54 UTC
Haha, I actually made a widget for my phone a few years ago that would say the day in big letters on my home screen for this reason. Unfortunately, I never got it to update daily.
jawsh: #fsfbulletin I'm not sure that my bulletin reached me. Sorry, I know this is a hashtag reply to a weeks old email. I got kinda slow on that for a little bit.
jawsh's status on Friday, 06-Jul-2018 16:46:58 UTC
#fsfbulletin I'm not sure that my bulletin reached me. Sorry, I know this is a hashtag reply to a weeks old email. I got kinda slow on that for a little bit.
jawsh: Top ten worst states in the U.S. https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/14991
jawsh's status on Sunday, 01-Jul-2018 15:50:37 UTC
Top ten worst states in the U.S. https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/14991
jawsh: Happy Birthday to the one true Operating System, Windows 98!
jawsh's status on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2018 14:52:13 UTC
Happy Birthday to the one true Operating System, Windows 98!
jawsh's status on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2018 14:44:17 UTC
@zep My condolances. :'(
jawsh's status on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2018 14:42:34 UTC
RIP @moe
jawsh: RT @gastongarciao https://noagendasocial.com/media/ENMYbv4zNWWS4ccX8XU
jawsh's status on Saturday, 16-Jun-2018 09:46:42 UTC
RT @gastongarciao https://noagendasocial.com/media/ENMYbv4zNWWS4ccX8XU
jawsh: I'm sometimes instantly accepted, and sometimes I have to do it up to 15 times (no exaggeration). I usually use SeaMonkey Navigator on Arch Linux.
jawsh's status on Wednesday, 13-Jun-2018 13:58:57 UTC
I'm sometimes instantly accepted, and sometimes I have to do it up to 15 times (no exaggeration). I usually use SeaMonkey Navigator on Arch Linux.
jawsh: Rosey's a funny one. She climbed up all the way to my shoulder, and then panicked because she didn't know what to do next.
jawsh's status on Wednesday, 13-Jun-2018 13:56:31 UTC
Rosey's a funny one. She climbed up all the way to my shoulder, and then panicked because she didn't know what to do next.
jawsh: https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/13287
jawsh's status on Saturday, 19-May-2018 11:25:42 UTC
https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/13287