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parrotcattle: I had to re-write it, but here it finally is! Chapter six of the silly russian story. I don't know how much is the same or not, but here's a chapter all about needing coffee. How's that for ya? Read it now...https://friller.works/a/russian6 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/38688
parrotcattle's status on Tuesday, 19-Apr-2022 04:13:42 UTC
I had to re-write it, but here it finally is! Chapter six of the silly russian story. I don't know how much is the same or not, but here's a chapter all about needing coffee. How's that for ya? Read it now... https://friller.works/a/russian6 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/38688
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
parrotcattle's status on Monday, 11-Apr-2022 21:12:36 UTC
RT @qotwbot "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
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parrotcattle's status on Friday, 08-Apr-2022 02:27:44 UTC
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parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "bullshit is the world's fertilizer" --treyfromphilly
parrotcattle's status on Thursday, 07-Apr-2022 04:06:09 UTC
RT @qotwbot "bullshit is the world's fertilizer" --treyfromphilly
parrotcattle: RT @jawsh So Chapter Six of the Russian story would be out by now, except I accidentally deleted it right after I finished writing it, so it might be a while longer while I agonize over remembering what I wrote.
parrotcattle's status on Monday, 28-Mar-2022 02:18:50 UTC
RT @jawsh So Chapter Six of the Russian story would be out by now, except I accidentally deleted it right after I finished writing it, so it might be a while longer while I agonize over remembering what I wrote.
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600
parrotcattle's status on Monday, 28-Mar-2022 02:18:43 UTC
RT @qotwbot Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. Anna Karenina, for example, is 1.8 MB --@pinboard on twitter
parrotcattle's status on Tuesday, 09-Nov-2021 05:38:12 UTC
RT @qotwbot My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. Anna Karenina, for example, is 1.8 MB --@pinboard on twitter
parrotcattle: Chapter Five is out now. There's not much to really say about it, other than it's more of a continuation of chapter four, but if you really need a teaser... How does Yosef Notabadguy know Cynthia's last name and previous aliases, but somehow doesn't know who she's married to? Maybe you can find out if you read it now...https://friller.works/a/russian5 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37838
parrotcattle's status on Friday, 22-Oct-2021 04:31:48 UTC
Chapter Five is out now. There's not much to really say about it, other than it's more of a continuation of chapter four, but if you really need a teaser... How does Yosef Notabadguy know Cynthia's last name and previous aliases, but somehow doesn't know who she's married to? Maybe you can find out if you read it now... https://friller.works/a/russian5 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37838
parrotcattle: Our Favourite Detective finally gets on the phone and gets in contact with his old buddy Jaseph Notabadguy, the evil scientist bent on controlling the minds of everyone! Read along as these two friends awkwardly kind of catch up, and see what surprises await us in the fourth chapter of Our Favourite Detective Duo is Not Russian Enough, available on FrillerWorks when you read it now...https://friller.works/a/russian4 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37790
parrotcattle's status on Friday, 08-Oct-2021 07:25:40 UTC
Our Favourite Detective finally gets on the phone and gets in contact with his old buddy Jaseph Notabadguy, the evil scientist bent on controlling the minds of everyone! Read along as these two friends awkwardly kind of catch up, and see what surprises await us in the fourth chapter of Our Favourite Detective Duo is Not Russian Enough, available on FrillerWorks when you read it now... https://friller.works/a/russian4 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37790
parrotcattle: Sometimes it's hard to call old friends on the phone when you haven't talked to them for a while. That's what Our Favorite Hat-Wearing Detective tries to do in chapter 3 of Not Russian Enough.https://friller.works/a/russian3 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37758
parrotcattle's status on Thursday, 30-Sep-2021 03:49:17 UTC
Sometimes it's hard to call old friends on the phone when you haven't talked to them for a while. That's what Our Favorite Hat-Wearing Detective tries to do in chapter 3 of Not Russian Enough. https://friller.works/a/russian3 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37758
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "The ocean hogs up most of Earth and was built in 1994. It is where rain dies. Scientists scream this fact." --Unknown Computer AI (follow the AkPS link for a little more information)
parrotcattle's status on Saturday, 28-Aug-2021 07:07:21 UTC
RT @qotwbot "The ocean hogs up most of Earth and was built in 1994. It is where rain dies. Scientists scream this fact." --Unknown Computer AI (follow the AkPS link for a little more information)
parrotcattle: Chapter 2 is here, and we finally start getting into what this story is going to be. Richard is finally presented with the plan to save him from whatever the danger is that he's in, but he has his reservations. What is so wrong with the plan to save him? Why doesn't he want it? Will our two favorite detective friends be able to convince him that this plan is what's best? The best way to find out is to read it now...https://friller.works/a/russian2 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37659
parrotcattle's status on Thursday, 26-Aug-2021 03:42:14 UTC
Chapter 2 is here, and we finally start getting into what this story is going to be. Richard is finally presented with the plan to save him from whatever the danger is that he's in, but he has his reservations. What is so wrong with the plan to save him? Why doesn't he want it? Will our two favorite detective friends be able to convince him that this plan is what's best? The best way to find out is to read it now... https://friller.works/a/russian2 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37659
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "When I was a little kid there was this T.V. show called "Reading Rainbow," you guys remember that show? They had a host on there, had a host, a guy named LeVar Burton, tryin' to get everybody to read books all the time. Then he showed up on Start Trek blind. That's what reading does." --Dusty Slay
parrotcattle's status on Tuesday, 20-Jul-2021 07:02:05 UTC
RT @qotwbot "When I was a little kid there was this T.V. show called "Reading Rainbow," you guys remember that show? They had a host on there, had a host, a guy named LeVar Burton, tryin' to get everybody to read books all the time. Then he showed up on Start Trek blind. That's what reading does." --Dusty Slay
parrotcattle: We've been dragging our feet on this issue for long enough, and it's time something got done about it. Our Favorite Detective Duo is finally going to find a way to get Richard back home safely., with maybe some Russian help? Will they run across more trouble on their way? You can find out if you read it now...https://friller.works/a/russian1 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37097
parrotcattle's status on Monday, 17-May-2021 03:41:21 UTC
We've been dragging our feet on this issue for long enough, and it's time something got done about it. Our Favorite Detective Duo is finally going to find a way to get Richard back home safely., with maybe some Russian help? Will they run across more trouble on their way? You can find out if you read it now... https://friller.works/a/russian1 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37097
parrotcattle: Does anyone know how to get ahold of @jake?
parrotcattle's status on Monday, 24-Aug-2020 21:07:53 UTC
Does anyone know how to get ahold of @jake?
parrotcattle: Hey @jake, we were wondering if we could get your permission to use your story for an article on FrillerWorks.
parrotcattle's status on Tuesday, 21-Jul-2020 12:12:50 UTC
Hey @jake, we were wondering if we could get your permission to use your story for an article on FrillerWorks.
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra
parrotcattle's status on Tuesday, 26-May-2020 19:51:55 UTC
RT @qotwbot "You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra
parrotcattle: Our Favourite Detective Duo finally get to the bottom of the case. They find out what happened with Harvey Swollenspepper, as well as crack a piece of another separate, but related, case. Read the conclusion now...https://friller.works/a/www11
parrotcattle's status on Friday, 15-May-2020 21:22:04 UTC
Our Favourite Detective Duo finally get to the bottom of the case. They find out what happened with Harvey Swollenspepper, as well as crack a piece of another separate, but related, case. Read the conclusion now... https://friller.works/a/www11
parrotcattle: More and more consequences of that wiley sip of water. How could so much crazyness happen? Find out when you Read it now...https://friller.works/a/www10
parrotcattle's status on Monday, 11-May-2020 20:57:13 UTC
More and more consequences of that wiley sip of water. How could so much crazyness happen? Find out when you Read it now... https://friller.works/a/www10
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused." --Donald Trump, on the American way
parrotcattle's status on Friday, 24-Apr-2020 22:16:06 UTC
RT @qotwbot "It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused." --Donald Trump, on the American way
parrotcattle: Ever feel out of the loop on stuff while reading FrillerWorks? Well, this article should help.https://friller.works/a/background_information
parrotcattle's status on Tuesday, 21-Apr-2020 21:48:21 UTC
Ever feel out of the loop on stuff while reading FrillerWorks? Well, this article should help. https://friller.works/a/background_information
parrotcattle: I've been sitting on this one for a while, sadly. I wrote it a while back and am just posting it up now but... Our Favorite Detectives get a drink of water! What? Yes, they drank the water! What now? We'll only see what happens by reading it now...https://friller.works/a/www9 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/33144
parrotcattle's status on Sunday, 22-Mar-2020 00:59:32 UTC
I've been sitting on this one for a while, sadly. I wrote it a while back and am just posting it up now but... Our Favorite Detectives get a drink of water! What? Yes, they drank the water! What now? We'll only see what happens by reading it now... https://friller.works/a/www9 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/33144
parrotcattle: It's been a week since it's been up on FrillerWorks, (I'm slacking!), but finally I've got the link to the latest chapter of Wacky Water posted! In this chapter we (barely) delve further into just who this Wanda character is, and Our Favorite Detective Duo finally go back to the pharmacy. Boy, are they in for a shocking surprise! It even surprised me, and I wrote it. Really, check it out...https://friller.works/a/www8 (Is this what slack web development is?) https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/30729
parrotcattle's status on Wednesday, 04-Dec-2019 14:23:00 UTC
It's been a week since it's been up on FrillerWorks, (I'm slacking!), but finally I've got the link to the latest chapter of Wacky Water posted! In this chapter we (barely) delve further into just who this Wanda character is, and Our Favorite Detective Duo finally go back to the pharmacy. Boy, are they in for a shocking surprise! It even surprised me, and I wrote it. Really, check it out... https://friller.works/a/www8 (Is this what slack web development is?) https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/30729
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parrotcattle's status on Wednesday, 04-Dec-2019 14:21:36 UTC
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parrotcattle: Oh dang! Nine months? Goodness I'm too lazy at this story! Well... here's chapter 7! Finally. Yeah, I use that word too much on this feed. Anywuz, click the link and read the chapter! You know you want to...https://friller.works/a/www7 Here's your teaser: "Mr. Computer, I need you!" Shortly after I said that, some music began to play. I'd play the music for you for thouroughness, but I can't. Wonder why? Well maybe it's be because a certain Chief Geordi won't let me do these as a audio documentary! What did I say about documenting sound? "�Hol�, y bienviendo a `Learning Spanish� Tape Side one. Para empezar..." I hit the stop button. Whoops, wrong tape. I should learn to put the data tape back into the cassette drive when I'm done. Try to get some education during lunch and look what happens. Embarrassment. That's what. Cynthia had a quizzical look on her face. "Wait, so you're actually going for learning Spanish? I didn't think you'd actually do it."
parrotcattle's status on Wednesday, 04-Sep-2019 12:22:39 UTC
Oh dang! Nine months? Goodness I'm too lazy at this story! Well... here's chapter 7! Finally. Yeah, I use that word too much on this feed. Anywuz, click the link and read the chapter! You know you want to... https://friller.works/a/www7 Here's your teaser: "Mr. Computer, I need you!" Shortly after I said that, some music began to play. I'd play the music for you for thouroughness, but I can't. Wonder why? Well maybe it's be because a certain Chief Geordi won't let me do these as a audio documentary! What did I say about documenting sound? "�Hol�, y bienviendo a `Learning Spanish� Tape Side one. Para empezar..." I hit the stop button. Whoops, wrong tape. I should learn to put the data tape back into the cassette drive when I'm done. Try to get some education during lunch and look what happens. Embarrassment. That's what. Cynthia had a quizzical look on her face. "Wait, so you're actually going for learning Spanish? I didn't think you'd actually do it."
parrotcattle: Yeah, yeah, it's been a year and a half since the last chapter of this water soluble story has been written, but finally! after all this time he's done it and got chapter 6 up on FrillerWorks! You know what you want to do... click on the link and read it now!https://friller.works/a/www6 " Okay, I know I let the announcer guy spoil whether or not we got the warrant for you, but I feel as though I should tell the story anyway. If I don't, then I'm not documenting all the details, right? So, we end up back at Water Tower. I suppose that's good, considering that that's where we needed to go. There've been times in my life where I've tried to go places and didn't end up there, partially due to the there that I needed to be at no longer being in the location that it previously was. Anyway, at least Water Tower's where it needs to be, which is good, especially considering that I'm planning on using that building at the moment, and I like buildings to be where I expect them..."
parrotcattle's status on Monday, 26-Nov-2018 03:42:11 UTC
Yeah, yeah, it's been a year and a half since the last chapter of this water soluble story has been written, but finally! after all this time he's done it and got chapter 6 up on FrillerWorks! You know what you want to do... click on the link and read it now! https://friller.works/a/www6 " Okay, I know I let the announcer guy spoil whether or not we got the warrant for you, but I feel as though I should tell the story anyway. If I don't, then I'm not documenting all the details, right? So, we end up back at Water Tower. I suppose that's good, considering that that's where we needed to go. There've been times in my life where I've tried to go places and didn't end up there, partially due to the there that I needed to be at no longer being in the location that it previously was. Anyway, at least Water Tower's where it needs to be, which is good, especially considering that I'm planning on using that building at the moment, and I like buildings to be where I expect them..."
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot No matter how loud the farmer screams at a seed, the seed will germinate in it's time. --JP Sears From video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OCxGlJ5mzE https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/5295
parrotcattle's status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2017 15:20:31 UTC
RT @qotwbot No matter how loud the farmer screams at a seed, the seed will germinate in it's time. --JP Sears From video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OCxGlJ5mzE https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/5295
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly." --John Denver https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/3149
parrotcattle's status on Tuesday, 03-Oct-2017 13:10:44 UTC
RT @qotwbot "I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly." --John Denver https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/3149
parrotcattle: Wait... erase the 1 from the end of that. Then it'll work.
parrotcattle's status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2017 05:32:46 UTC
Wait... erase the 1 from the end of that. Then it'll work.
parrotcattle: Oh yeah, you can even view it from http://friller.works:7070/1/ if your browser sucks.
parrotcattle's status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2017 05:31:50 UTC
Oh yeah, you can even view it from http://friller.works:7070/1/ if your browser sucks.
parrotcattle: It's not complete yet but..... FrillerWorks now has gopher support! If you like gopher, then you might like to check out gopher://friller.works:7070/1/ Yeah, that's port 7070. I know.
parrotcattle's status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2017 05:30:38 UTC
It's not complete yet but..... FrillerWorks now has gopher support! If you like gopher, then you might like to check out gopher://friller.works:7070/1/ Yeah, that's port 7070. I know.
parrotcattle: It's chapter 5 of The Wild and Wacky water caper! Rather than being written by our regular favourite detective, this chapter is written by his coworker Cynthia Walerston! Check it out at https://friller.works/a/www5 after reading the sample below. "In dealing with the case involving the demise of Harvy Swollenspepper, these are my findings in conversation with Mr. Connor Skorcavilitz, which is the pathologist (or autopsypator as Our Favourite Detective refers to the job as, for reasons unbeknownst to man and beast alike) assigned to the case of the previously named deceased.. The subject was found to have..." Yeah, you're going to have to read the chapter to know what it was,
parrotcattle's status on Wednesday, 24-May-2017 13:56:50 UTC
It's chapter 5 of The Wild and Wacky water caper! Rather than being written by our regular favourite detective, this chapter is written by his coworker Cynthia Walerston! Check it out at https://friller.works/a/www5 after reading the sample below. "In dealing with the case involving the demise of Harvy Swollenspepper, these are my findings in conversation with Mr. Connor Skorcavilitz, which is the pathologist (or autopsypator as Our Favourite Detective refers to the job as, for reasons unbeknownst to man and beast alike) assigned to the case of the previously named deceased.. The subject was found to have..." Yeah, you're going to have to read the chapter to know what it was,
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parrotcattle's status on Monday, 22-May-2017 05:48:39 UTC
The FrillerWorks privacy page has received an addendum. This message is posted as promised. You may view the changes at https://friller.works/a/privacy-info
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside. -- Robert Cringely, InfoWorld
parrotcattle's status on Monday, 22-May-2017 04:14:30 UTC
RT @qotwbot If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside. -- Robert Cringely, InfoWorld
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parrotcattle: Hey @jawsh, it's all cool.
parrotcattle's status on Monday, 01-May-2017 05:46:12 UTC
Hey @jawsh, it's all cool.
parrotcattle: RT @newsheadlines Are teenagers getting high on dandelions? Find out tonight!
parrotcattle's status on Monday, 01-May-2017 01:41:25 UTC
RT @newsheadlines Are teenagers getting high on dandelions? Find out tonight!
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parrotcattle: Featured Quote: "It's not crocheting, it's manly rope tying." --Andy Conner
parrotcattle's status on Sunday, 30-Apr-2017 18:56:35 UTC
Featured Quote: "It's not crocheting, it's manly rope tying." --Andy Conner
parrotcattle: Aaaaaand, we're back up and running again! It was a certificate error.
parrotcattle's status on Friday, 28-Apr-2017 18:05:16 UTC
Aaaaaand, we're back up and running again! It was a certificate error.
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parrotcattle: @chickleflour Oh, it's fine. We completely understand that you're quite upset, and reasonably so.
parrotcattle's status on Thursday, 27-Apr-2017 14:27:13 UTC
@chickleflour Oh, it's fine. We completely understand that you're quite upset, and reasonably so.
parrotcattle: Hey there @chickleflour, sorry about that. Everyone here automatically get subscribed to this. Also, for everyone else: Carol Hickleflour is still looking for her son Jacob. If you've seen him, or have any details, please email them to hickleflour-search@arkwoodpond.info. You can alternatively private message her here on Arkwood Pond Social.
parrotcattle's status on Thursday, 27-Apr-2017 14:20:01 UTC
Hey there @chickleflour, sorry about that. Everyone here automatically get subscribed to this. Also, for everyone else: Carol Hickleflour is still looking for her son Jacob. If you've seen him, or have any details, please email them to hickleflour-search@arkwoodpond.info. You can alternatively private message her here on Arkwood Pond Social.
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