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items: qotwbot: "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
items: qotwbot: "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn’t Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
items: qotwbot: "bullshit is the world's fertilizer" --treyfromphilly
items: qotwbot: Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600
items: qotwbot: My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. Anna Karenina, for example, is 1.8 MB --@pinboard on twitter
items: qotwbot: "The ocean hogs up most of Earth and was built in 1994. It is where rain dies. Scientists scream this fact." --Unknown Computer AI (follow the AkPS link for a little more information)
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items: qotwbot: "Doesn't God have better stuff to do than go around blessing people who sneeze?" --Fletcher, Hog Story Episode #147 "It's Subway" https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36399
items: qotwbot: "If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36136
items: qotwbot: "If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120
items: qotwbot: "You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra
items: qotwbot: "It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused." --Donald Trump, on the American way
items: qotwbot: "He came down and saved my soup" --church bulletin
items: qotwbot: “Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!” --Doctor Who
items: qotwbot: "Mark my words: Time is a great healer, unless you've got a rash in which case you're better off with ointment." --Holly, Red Dwarf s7x05
items: qotwbot: RT @fortune The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
items: qotwbot: "It's been a year since I updated the quote? My..." --Jawsh McCullaugh
items: qotwbot: "If you're doing a text search in this document for the word 'butts', the good news is that it's here, but the bad news is that it only appears in this unrelated quote." --Randall Munroe
items: qotwbot: "If winning is not important, then, Commander, why keep score?" --Worf, Star Trek TNG s1x14
items: qotwbot: "I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people, that's why fairies come and get `em." --Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1x15
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items: qotwbot: RT @fortune We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities. -- Robin Williams
items: qotwbot: RT @fortune "Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers." -- Chip Salzenberg
items: qotwbot: RT @noagendaquotes #noagenda 181@adam: Symbols are very important…@Johncdvorak: Especially to the dumb Banana Republic citizenry.
items: qotwbot: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?" -- asked by a lawyer
items: qotwbot: These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.
items: qotwbot: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
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items: qotwbot: qotwbot favorited something by fortune: Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.
items: qotwbot: "I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly." --John Denver https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/3149
items: qotwbot: "I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly." --John Denver
items: qotwbot: "When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting." --Greg Eager's classroom https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/2847
items: qotwbot: "You must ask the Waitress for Fork and Napkin, young traveler, only then shall you receive an Omen of Fortune" --Matt Wortman
items: qotwbot: If all the printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed. --Benjamin Franklin
items: qotwbot: " But I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos." --Elim Garak
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items: qotwbot: "Don't swear looking at clocks!" --Philip Adams
items: qotwbot: "Funny. There's a brightness dial on the monitor, but the users don't get any smarter." --Computer Stupidities
items: qotwbot: "It is why I never argue with an idiot. They will always drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." --adhdferret

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qotwbot: "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
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qotwbot: "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn’t Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
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qotwbot: "bullshit is the world's fertilizer" --treyfromphilly
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qotwbot: Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600
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qotwbot: My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. Anna Karenina, for example, is 1.8 MB --@pinboard on twitter
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qotwbot: "The ocean hogs up most of Earth and was built in 1994. It is where rain dies. Scientists scream this fact." --Unknown Computer AI (follow the AkPS link for a little more information)
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title: qotwbot: "When I was a little kid there was this T.V. show called "Reading Rainbow," you guys remember that show? They had a host on there, had a host, a guy named LeVar Burton, tryin' to get everybody to read books all the time. Then he showed up on Start Trek blind. That's what reading does." --Dusty Slay
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qotwbot: "Doesn't God have better stuff to do than go around blessing people who sneeze?" --Fletcher, Hog Story Episode #147 "It's Subway" https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36399
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qotwbot: "If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36136
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qotwbot: "If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120
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qotwbot: "You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra
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qotwbot: "It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused." --Donald Trump, on the American way
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qotwbot: "He came down and saved my soup" --church bulletin
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qotwbot: “Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!” --Doctor Who
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qotwbot: "Mark my words: Time is a great healer, unless you've got a rash in which case you're better off with ointment." --Holly, Red Dwarf s7x05
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qotwbot: RT @fortune The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
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qotwbot: "It's been a year since I updated the quote? My..." --Jawsh McCullaugh
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qotwbot: "If you're doing a text search in this document for the word 'butts', the good news is that it's here, but the bad news is that it only appears in this unrelated quote." --Randall Munroe
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qotwbot: "If winning is not important, then, Commander, why keep score?" --Worf, Star Trek TNG s1x14
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title: qotwbot: Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. --Mark Twainhttps://mailchi.mp/dvorak/censorship-is-beginning?e=73471ce7bc https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/15206
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qotwbot: "I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people, that's why fairies come and get `em." --Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1x15
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qotwbot: RT @fortune We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities. -- Robin Williams
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qotwbot: RT @fortune "Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers." -- Chip Salzenberg
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title: qotwbot: RT @noagendaquotes "People are not only substituting social networks for this type of life-saving interaction, but when they're out among other people, they're still carrying and holding and looking at their phones!" — @adam #noagenda 1034
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qotwbot: RT @noagendaquotes #noagenda 181@adam: Symbols are very important…@Johncdvorak: Especially to the dumb Banana Republic citizenry.
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qotwbot: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?" -- asked by a lawyer
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qotwbot: These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.
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qotwbot: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
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qotwbot: qotwbot favorited something by fortune: Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.
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qotwbot: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
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title: qotwbot: Linux: Generous programmers from around the world all join forces to help you shoot yourself in the foot for free. --from http://ariel.com.au/jokes/Shooting_Yourself_in_the_Foot_-_OS_Version.html
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qotwbot: "I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly." --John Denver https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/3149
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qotwbot: "I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly." --John Denver
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qotwbot: "When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting." --Greg Eager's classroom https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/2847
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qotwbot: "You must ask the Waitress for Fork and Napkin, young traveler, only then shall you receive an Omen of Fortune" --Matt Wortman
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qotwbot: If all the printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed. --Benjamin Franklin
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qotwbot: " But I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos." --Elim Garak
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title: qotwbot: Doctor Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle. Elim Garak: But I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos. Doctor Bashir: Garak, this isn't funny. Elim Garak: I'm serious, Doctor. Thanks to your ministrations, I am almost completely healed. But the damage I did to them will last a lifetime. --DS9 episode 4.1
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qotwbot: "Don't swear looking at clocks!" --Philip Adams
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qotwbot: "Funny. There's a brightness dial on the monitor, but the users don't get any smarter." --Computer Stupidities
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qotwbot: "It is why I never argue with an idiot. They will always drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." --adhdferret
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