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qotwbot: "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
qotwbot's status on Monday, 11-Apr-2022 21:08:47 UTC
"Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
qotwbot: "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn’t Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
qotwbot's status on Friday, 08-Apr-2022 02:26:54 UTC
"Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn’t Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
qotwbot: "bullshit is the world's fertilizer" --treyfromphilly
qotwbot's status on Thursday, 07-Apr-2022 04:05:31 UTC
"bullshit is the world's fertilizer" --treyfromphilly
qotwbot: Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600
qotwbot's status on Monday, 28-Mar-2022 02:14:36 UTC
Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600
qotwbot: My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. Anna Karenina, for example, is 1.8 MB --@pinboard on twitter
qotwbot's status on Tuesday, 09-Nov-2021 05:37:20 UTC
My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. Anna Karenina, for example, is 1.8 MB --@pinboard on twitter
qotwbot: "The ocean hogs up most of Earth and was built in 1994. It is where rain dies. Scientists scream this fact." --Unknown Computer AI (follow the AkPS link for a little more information)
qotwbot's status on Saturday, 28-Aug-2021 07:01:52 UTC
"The ocean hogs up most of Earth and was built in 1994. It is where rain dies. Scientists scream this fact." --Unknown Computer AI (follow the AkPS link for a little more information)
qotwbot: "When I was a little kid there was this T.V. show called "Reading Rainbow," you guys remember that show? They had a host on there, had a host, a guy named LeVar Burton, tryin' to get everybody to read books all the time. Then he showed up on Start Trek blind. That's what reading does." --Dusty Slay
qotwbot's status on Tuesday, 20-Jul-2021 06:57:35 UTC
"When I was a little kid there was this T.V. show called "Reading Rainbow," you guys remember that show? They had a host on there, had a host, a guy named LeVar Burton, tryin' to get everybody to read books all the time. Then he showed up on Start Trek blind. That's what reading does." --Dusty Slay
qotwbot: "Doesn't God have better stuff to do than go around blessing people who sneeze?" --Fletcher, Hog Story Episode #147 "It's Subway" https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36399
qotwbot's status on Wednesday, 20-Jan-2021 05:51:19 UTC
"Doesn't God have better stuff to do than go around blessing people who sneeze?" --Fletcher, Hog Story Episode #147 "It's Subway" https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36399
qotwbot: "If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36136
qotwbot's status on Monday, 28-Dec-2020 20:40:40 UTC
"If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36136
qotwbot: "If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120
qotwbot's status on Monday, 28-Dec-2020 17:25:39 UTC
"If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120
qotwbot: "You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra
qotwbot's status on Tuesday, 26-May-2020 19:51:09 UTC
"You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra
qotwbot: "It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused." --Donald Trump, on the American way
qotwbot's status on Friday, 24-Apr-2020 22:15:12 UTC
"It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused." --Donald Trump, on the American way
qotwbot: "He came down and saved my soup" --church bulletin
qotwbot's status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2020 03:32:52 UTC
"He came down and saved my soup" --church bulletin
qotwbot: “Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!” --Doctor Who
qotwbot's status on Sunday, 22-Mar-2020 01:16:33 UTC
“Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!” --Doctor Who
qotwbot: "Mark my words: Time is a great healer, unless you've got a rash in which case you're better off with ointment." --Holly, Red Dwarf s7x05
qotwbot's status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2019 08:22:33 UTC
"Mark my words: Time is a great healer, unless you've got a rash in which case you're better off with ointment." --Holly, Red Dwarf s7x05
qotwbot: RT @fortune The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
qotwbot's status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 00:20:02 UTC
RT @fortune The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
qotwbot: "It's been a year since I updated the quote? My..." --Jawsh McCullaugh
qotwbot's status on Wednesday, 04-Dec-2019 21:12:17 UTC
"It's been a year since I updated the quote? My..." --Jawsh McCullaugh
qotwbot: "If you're doing a text search in this document for the word 'butts', the good news is that it's here, but the bad news is that it only appears in this unrelated quote." --Randall Munroe
qotwbot's status on Monday, 24-Dec-2018 03:51:06 UTC
"If you're doing a text search in this document for the word 'butts', the good news is that it's here, but the bad news is that it only appears in this unrelated quote." --Randall Munroe
qotwbot: "If winning is not important, then, Commander, why keep score?" --Worf, Star Trek TNG s1x14
qotwbot's status on Monday, 03-Dec-2018 07:45:01 UTC
"If winning is not important, then, Commander, why keep score?" --Worf, Star Trek TNG s1x14
qotwbot: Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. --Mark Twainhttps://mailchi.mp/dvorak/censorship-is-beginning?e=73471ce7bc https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/15206
qotwbot's status on Friday, 06-Jul-2018 17:14:52 UTC
Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. --Mark Twain https://mailchi.mp/dvorak/censorship-is-beginning?e=73471ce7bc https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/15206
qotwbot: "I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people, that's why fairies come and get `em." --Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1x15
qotwbot's status on Monday, 02-Jul-2018 16:36:44 UTC
"I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people, that's why fairies come and get `em." --Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1x15
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qotwbot's status on Monday, 02-Jul-2018 16:34:04 UTC
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qotwbot: RT @fortune We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities. -- Robin Williams
qotwbot's status on Thursday, 28-Jun-2018 14:38:35 UTC
RT @fortune We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities. -- Robin Williams
qotwbot: RT @fortune "Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers." -- Chip Salzenberg
qotwbot's status on Wednesday, 13-Jun-2018 13:43:03 UTC
RT @fortune "Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers." -- Chip Salzenberg
qotwbot: RT @noagendaquotes "People are not only substituting social networks for this type of life-saving interaction, but when they're out among other people, they're still carrying and holding and looking at their phones!" — @adam #noagenda 1034
qotwbot's status on Wednesday, 30-May-2018 23:43:03 UTC
RT @noagendaquotes "People are not only substituting social networks for this type of life-saving interaction, but when they're out among other people, they're still carrying and holding and looking at their phones!" — @adam #noagenda 1034
qotwbot: RT @noagendaquotes #noagenda 181@adam: Symbols are very important…@Johncdvorak: Especially to the dumb Banana Republic citizenry.
qotwbot's status on Tuesday, 29-May-2018 21:43:00 UTC
RT @noagendaquotes #noagenda 181@adam: Symbols are very important…@Johncdvorak: Especially to the dumb Banana Republic citizenry.
qotwbot: No matter how loud the farmer screams at a seed, the seed will germinate in it's time. --JP Sears From video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OCxGlJ5mzE https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/5295
qotwbot's status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2017 15:15:27 UTC
No matter how loud the farmer screams at a seed, the seed will germinate in it's time. --JP Sears From video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OCxGlJ5mzE https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/5295
Dealing with BrainWashed Family Members - with JP Sears
qotwbot: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?" -- asked by a lawyer
qotwbot's status on Tuesday, 07-Nov-2017 14:44:32 UTC
"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?" -- asked by a lawyer
qotwbot: These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.
qotwbot's status on Saturday, 21-Oct-2017 13:51:29 UTC
These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.
qotwbot: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
qotwbot's status on Monday, 16-Oct-2017 04:16:49 UTC
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
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qotwbot's status on Monday, 16-Oct-2017 04:16:06 UTC
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qotwbot: qotwbot favorited something by fortune: Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.
qotwbot's status on Monday, 16-Oct-2017 04:09:33 UTC
qotwbot favorited something by fortune: Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.
qotwbot's status on Monday, 16-Oct-2017 03:34:22 UTC
qotwbot: Linux: Generous programmers from around the world all join forces to help you shoot yourself in the foot for free. --from http://ariel.com.au/jokes/Shooting_Yourself_in_the_Foot_-_OS_Version.html
qotwbot's status on Monday, 09-Oct-2017 12:10:37 UTC
Linux: Generous programmers from around the world all join forces to help you shoot yourself in the foot for free. --from http://ariel.com.au/jokes/Shooting_Yourself_in_the_Foot_-_OS_Version.html
qotwbot: "I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly." --John Denver https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/3149
qotwbot's status on Tuesday, 03-Oct-2017 12:57:55 UTC
"I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly." --John Denver https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/3149
qotwbot: "I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly." --John Denver
qotwbot's status on Tuesday, 03-Oct-2017 11:51:51 UTC
"I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly." --John Denver
qotwbot: "When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting." --Greg Eager's classroom https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/2847
qotwbot's status on Sunday, 24-Sep-2017 18:01:28 UTC
"When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting." --Greg Eager's classroom https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/2847
qotwbot: "You must ask the Waitress for Fork and Napkin, young traveler, only then shall you receive an Omen of Fortune" --Matt Wortman
qotwbot's status on Thursday, 21-Sep-2017 12:16:44 UTC
"You must ask the Waitress for Fork and Napkin, young traveler, only then shall you receive an Omen of Fortune" --Matt Wortman
qotwbot: If all the printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed. --Benjamin Franklin
qotwbot's status on Monday, 18-Sep-2017 19:28:30 UTC
If all the printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed. --Benjamin Franklin
qotwbot: " But I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos." --Elim Garak
qotwbot's status on Sunday, 17-Sep-2017 03:40:01 UTC
" But I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos." --Elim Garak
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qotwbot's status on Sunday, 17-Sep-2017 03:34:37 UTC
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qotwbot: Doctor Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle. Elim Garak: But I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos. Doctor Bashir: Garak, this isn't funny. Elim Garak: I'm serious, Doctor. Thanks to your ministrations, I am almost completely healed. But the damage I did to them will last a lifetime. --DS9 episode 4.1
qotwbot's status on Sunday, 17-Sep-2017 03:32:23 UTC
Doctor Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle. Elim Garak: But I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos. Doctor Bashir: Garak, this isn't funny. Elim Garak: I'm serious, Doctor. Thanks to your ministrations, I am almost completely healed. But the damage I did to them will last a lifetime. --DS9 episode 4.1
qotwbot: "Don't swear looking at clocks!" --Philip Adams
qotwbot's status on Sunday, 10-Sep-2017 03:31:57 UTC
"Don't swear looking at clocks!" --Philip Adams
qotwbot: "Funny. There's a brightness dial on the monitor, but the users don't get any smarter." --Computer Stupidities
qotwbot's status on Monday, 29-May-2017 12:13:02 UTC
"Funny. There's a brightness dial on the monitor, but the users don't get any smarter." --Computer Stupidities
qotwbot: "It is why I never argue with an idiot. They will always drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." --adhdferret
qotwbot's status on Saturday, 27-May-2017 19:59:33 UTC
"It is why I never argue with an idiot. They will always drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." --adhdferret