Arkwood Pond Social updates from everyone.
parrotcattle: I had to re-write it, but here it finally is! Chapter six of the silly russian story. I don't know how much is the same or not, but here's a chapter all about needing coffee. How's that for ya? Read it now...https://friller.works/a/russian6 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/38688
parrotcattle's status on Tuesday, 19-Apr-2022 04:13:42 UTC
I had to re-write it, but here it finally is! Chapter six of the silly russian story. I don't know how much is the same or not, but here's a chapter all about needing coffee. How's that for ya? Read it now... https://friller.works/a/russian6 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/38688
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
parrotcattle's status on Monday, 11-Apr-2022 21:12:36 UTC
RT @qotwbot "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
qotwbot: "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
qotwbot's status on Monday, 11-Apr-2022 21:08:47 UTC
"Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
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parrotcattle's status on Friday, 08-Apr-2022 02:27:44 UTC
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qotwbot: "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn’t Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
qotwbot's status on Friday, 08-Apr-2022 02:26:54 UTC
"Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn’t Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "bullshit is the world's fertilizer" --treyfromphilly
parrotcattle's status on Thursday, 07-Apr-2022 04:06:09 UTC
RT @qotwbot "bullshit is the world's fertilizer" --treyfromphilly
qotwbot: "bullshit is the world's fertilizer" --treyfromphilly
qotwbot's status on Thursday, 07-Apr-2022 04:05:31 UTC
"bullshit is the world's fertilizer" --treyfromphilly
parrotcattle: RT @jawsh So Chapter Six of the Russian story would be out by now, except I accidentally deleted it right after I finished writing it, so it might be a while longer while I agonize over remembering what I wrote.
parrotcattle's status on Monday, 28-Mar-2022 02:18:50 UTC
RT @jawsh So Chapter Six of the Russian story would be out by now, except I accidentally deleted it right after I finished writing it, so it might be a while longer while I agonize over remembering what I wrote.
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600
parrotcattle's status on Monday, 28-Mar-2022 02:18:43 UTC
RT @qotwbot Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600
jawsh: So Chapter Six of the Russian story would be out by now, except I accidentally deleted it right after I finished writing it, so it might be a while longer while I agonize over remembering what I wrote.
jawsh's status on Monday, 28-Mar-2022 02:18:04 UTC
So Chapter Six of the Russian story would be out by now, except I accidentally deleted it right after I finished writing it, so it might be a while longer while I agonize over remembering what I wrote.
qotwbot: Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600
qotwbot's status on Monday, 28-Mar-2022 02:14:36 UTC
Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600
jawsh: Why people tryna wring out their exercise towels into a pitcher and pour some of that out for me to drink. I want Sweet Tea, not Sweat Tea.
jawsh's status on Tuesday, 15-Feb-2022 17:58:33 UTC
Why people tryna wring out their exercise towels into a pitcher and pour some of that out for me to drink. I want Sweet Tea, not Sweat Tea.
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. Anna Karenina, for example, is 1.8 MB --@pinboard on twitter
parrotcattle's status on Tuesday, 09-Nov-2021 05:38:12 UTC
RT @qotwbot My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. Anna Karenina, for example, is 1.8 MB --@pinboard on twitter
qotwbot: My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. Anna Karenina, for example, is 1.8 MB --@pinboard on twitter
qotwbot's status on Tuesday, 09-Nov-2021 05:37:20 UTC
My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. Anna Karenina, for example, is 1.8 MB --@pinboard on twitter
parrotcattle: Chapter Five is out now. There's not much to really say about it, other than it's more of a continuation of chapter four, but if you really need a teaser... How does Yosef Notabadguy know Cynthia's last name and previous aliases, but somehow doesn't know who she's married to? Maybe you can find out if you read it now...https://friller.works/a/russian5 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37838
parrotcattle's status on Friday, 22-Oct-2021 04:31:48 UTC
Chapter Five is out now. There's not much to really say about it, other than it's more of a continuation of chapter four, but if you really need a teaser... How does Yosef Notabadguy know Cynthia's last name and previous aliases, but somehow doesn't know who she's married to? Maybe you can find out if you read it now... https://friller.works/a/russian5 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37838
parrotcattle: Our Favourite Detective finally gets on the phone and gets in contact with his old buddy Jaseph Notabadguy, the evil scientist bent on controlling the minds of everyone! Read along as these two friends awkwardly kind of catch up, and see what surprises await us in the fourth chapter of Our Favourite Detective Duo is Not Russian Enough, available on FrillerWorks when you read it now...https://friller.works/a/russian4 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37790
parrotcattle's status on Friday, 08-Oct-2021 07:25:40 UTC
Our Favourite Detective finally gets on the phone and gets in contact with his old buddy Jaseph Notabadguy, the evil scientist bent on controlling the minds of everyone! Read along as these two friends awkwardly kind of catch up, and see what surprises await us in the fourth chapter of Our Favourite Detective Duo is Not Russian Enough, available on FrillerWorks when you read it now... https://friller.works/a/russian4 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37790
parrotcattle: Sometimes it's hard to call old friends on the phone when you haven't talked to them for a while. That's what Our Favorite Hat-Wearing Detective tries to do in chapter 3 of Not Russian Enough.https://friller.works/a/russian3 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37758
parrotcattle's status on Thursday, 30-Sep-2021 03:49:17 UTC
Sometimes it's hard to call old friends on the phone when you haven't talked to them for a while. That's what Our Favorite Hat-Wearing Detective tries to do in chapter 3 of Not Russian Enough. https://friller.works/a/russian3 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37758
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "The ocean hogs up most of Earth and was built in 1994. It is where rain dies. Scientists scream this fact." --Unknown Computer AI (follow the AkPS link for a little more information)
parrotcattle's status on Saturday, 28-Aug-2021 07:07:21 UTC
RT @qotwbot "The ocean hogs up most of Earth and was built in 1994. It is where rain dies. Scientists scream this fact." --Unknown Computer AI (follow the AkPS link for a little more information)
jawsh: This was generated by a computer AI bot that was forced to watch thousands of hours of various television shows and such. This particular quote came from watching 1000 hours of planet earth. The video showing the results of this is right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-3Y0CdvwEw but due to the first story coming from 1000 hours of porn, I definitely have to give a NSFW warning.
jawsh's status on Saturday, 28-Aug-2021 07:06:13 UTC
This was generated by a computer AI bot that was forced to watch thousands of hours of various television shows and such. This particular quote came from watching 1000 hours of planet earth. The video showing the results of this is right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-3Y0CdvwEw but due to the first story coming from 1000 hours of porn, I definitely have to give a NSFW warning.
qotwbot: "The ocean hogs up most of Earth and was built in 1994. It is where rain dies. Scientists scream this fact." --Unknown Computer AI (follow the AkPS link for a little more information)
qotwbot's status on Saturday, 28-Aug-2021 07:01:52 UTC
"The ocean hogs up most of Earth and was built in 1994. It is where rain dies. Scientists scream this fact." --Unknown Computer AI (follow the AkPS link for a little more information)
parrotcattle: Chapter 2 is here, and we finally start getting into what this story is going to be. Richard is finally presented with the plan to save him from whatever the danger is that he's in, but he has his reservations. What is so wrong with the plan to save him? Why doesn't he want it? Will our two favorite detective friends be able to convince him that this plan is what's best? The best way to find out is to read it now...https://friller.works/a/russian2 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37659
parrotcattle's status on Thursday, 26-Aug-2021 03:42:14 UTC
Chapter 2 is here, and we finally start getting into what this story is going to be. Richard is finally presented with the plan to save him from whatever the danger is that he's in, but he has his reservations. What is so wrong with the plan to save him? Why doesn't he want it? Will our two favorite detective friends be able to convince him that this plan is what's best? The best way to find out is to read it now... https://friller.works/a/russian2 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37659
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "When I was a little kid there was this T.V. show called "Reading Rainbow," you guys remember that show? They had a host on there, had a host, a guy named LeVar Burton, tryin' to get everybody to read books all the time. Then he showed up on Start Trek blind. That's what reading does." --Dusty Slay
parrotcattle's status on Tuesday, 20-Jul-2021 07:02:05 UTC
RT @qotwbot "When I was a little kid there was this T.V. show called "Reading Rainbow," you guys remember that show? They had a host on there, had a host, a guy named LeVar Burton, tryin' to get everybody to read books all the time. Then he showed up on Start Trek blind. That's what reading does." --Dusty Slay
qotwbot: "When I was a little kid there was this T.V. show called "Reading Rainbow," you guys remember that show? They had a host on there, had a host, a guy named LeVar Burton, tryin' to get everybody to read books all the time. Then he showed up on Start Trek blind. That's what reading does." --Dusty Slay
qotwbot's status on Tuesday, 20-Jul-2021 06:57:35 UTC
"When I was a little kid there was this T.V. show called "Reading Rainbow," you guys remember that show? They had a host on there, had a host, a guy named LeVar Burton, tryin' to get everybody to read books all the time. Then he showed up on Start Trek blind. That's what reading does." --Dusty Slay
parrotcattle: We've been dragging our feet on this issue for long enough, and it's time something got done about it. Our Favorite Detective Duo is finally going to find a way to get Richard back home safely., with maybe some Russian help? Will they run across more trouble on their way? You can find out if you read it now...https://friller.works/a/russian1 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37097
parrotcattle's status on Monday, 17-May-2021 03:41:21 UTC
We've been dragging our feet on this issue for long enough, and it's time something got done about it. Our Favorite Detective Duo is finally going to find a way to get Richard back home safely., with maybe some Russian help? Will they run across more trouble on their way? You can find out if you read it now... https://friller.works/a/russian1 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37097
qotwbot: "Doesn't God have better stuff to do than go around blessing people who sneeze?" --Fletcher, Hog Story Episode #147 "It's Subway" https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36399
qotwbot's status on Wednesday, 20-Jan-2021 05:51:19 UTC
"Doesn't God have better stuff to do than go around blessing people who sneeze?" --Fletcher, Hog Story Episode #147 "It's Subway" https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36399
qotwbot: "If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36136
qotwbot's status on Monday, 28-Dec-2020 20:40:40 UTC
"If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36136
qotwbot: "If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120
qotwbot's status on Monday, 28-Dec-2020 17:25:39 UTC
"If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120
parrotcattle: Does anyone know how to get ahold of @jake?
parrotcattle's status on Monday, 24-Aug-2020 21:07:53 UTC
Does anyone know how to get ahold of @jake?
parrotcattle: Hey @jake, we were wondering if we could get your permission to use your story for an article on FrillerWorks.
parrotcattle's status on Tuesday, 21-Jul-2020 12:12:50 UTC
Hey @jake, we were wondering if we could get your permission to use your story for an article on FrillerWorks.
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra
parrotcattle's status on Tuesday, 26-May-2020 19:51:55 UTC
RT @qotwbot "You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra
qotwbot: "You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra
qotwbot's status on Tuesday, 26-May-2020 19:51:09 UTC
"You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra
parrotcattle: Our Favourite Detective Duo finally get to the bottom of the case. They find out what happened with Harvey Swollenspepper, as well as crack a piece of another separate, but related, case. Read the conclusion now...https://friller.works/a/www11
parrotcattle's status on Friday, 15-May-2020 21:22:04 UTC
Our Favourite Detective Duo finally get to the bottom of the case. They find out what happened with Harvey Swollenspepper, as well as crack a piece of another separate, but related, case. Read the conclusion now... https://friller.works/a/www11
parrotcattle: More and more consequences of that wiley sip of water. How could so much crazyness happen? Find out when you Read it now...https://friller.works/a/www10
parrotcattle's status on Monday, 11-May-2020 20:57:13 UTC
More and more consequences of that wiley sip of water. How could so much crazyness happen? Find out when you Read it now... https://friller.works/a/www10
parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused." --Donald Trump, on the American way
parrotcattle's status on Friday, 24-Apr-2020 22:16:06 UTC
RT @qotwbot "It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused." --Donald Trump, on the American way
qotwbot: "It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused." --Donald Trump, on the American way
qotwbot's status on Friday, 24-Apr-2020 22:15:12 UTC
"It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused." --Donald Trump, on the American way
parrotcattle: Ever feel out of the loop on stuff while reading FrillerWorks? Well, this article should help.https://friller.works/a/background_information
parrotcattle's status on Tuesday, 21-Apr-2020 21:48:21 UTC
Ever feel out of the loop on stuff while reading FrillerWorks? Well, this article should help. https://friller.works/a/background_information
chickleflour: @jake @chickleflour The "new land"? I... uh... new land? Shoot, that reminds me of an old story. I assume you've heard it now. I hope you're safe.
chickleflour's status on Tuesday, 14-Apr-2020 22:06:38 UTC
@jake @chickleflour The "new land"? I... uh... new land? Shoot, that reminds me of an old story. I assume you've heard it now. I hope you're safe.
chickleflour: @jake @chickleflour Why have you got to get off one minute before I get on? How's come you keep running around so much? What are you doing right now?
chickleflour's status on Tuesday, 14-Apr-2020 22:04:50 UTC
@jake @chickleflour Why have you got to get off one minute before I get on? How's come you keep running around so much? What are you doing right now?
jake: @chickleflour I'll tell you more later, got to run!
jake's status on Tuesday, 14-Apr-2020 22:02:40 UTC
@chickleflour I'll tell you more later, got to run!
jake: @chickleflour I just tell him exactly what happened. (What with the wind and all.) He gives me the strangest weirded out look, and I'm thinking "you look a bit weird yourself" and then asks me if I'm from the "new land". I was a little bit confused, so to clarify I just told him I was from Arkwood Pond. The moment I said that he freaks out, and all of them run back into the van.
jake's status on Tuesday, 14-Apr-2020 22:02:11 UTC
@chickleflour I just tell him exactly what happened. (What with the wind and all.) He gives me the strangest weirded out look, and I'm thinking "you look a bit weird yourself" and then asks me if I'm from the "new land". I was a little bit confused, so to clarify I just told him I was from Arkwood Pond. The moment I said that he freaks out, and all of them run back into the van.
jake: @chickleflour Anyway, on with the story. (At least a short bite, I only have a few minutes right now.) So this van stops right where I am and some people get out. They just look me over like I'm some kind of alien or apparition or something. One of them eventually pokes me, and then jumps back. They look me over some more, and then one called Cauliflower asks me why I am where I am.
jake's status on Tuesday, 14-Apr-2020 21:57:27 UTC
@chickleflour Anyway, on with the story. (At least a short bite, I only have a few minutes right now.) So this van stops right where I am and some people get out. They just look me over like I'm some kind of alien or apparition or something. One of them eventually pokes me, and then jumps back. They look me over some more, and then one called Cauliflower asks me why I am where I am.
jake: @chickleflour Sorry, I said I was going to get on the other night and then didn't. My schedule's... well... you'll understand eventually.
jake's status on Tuesday, 14-Apr-2020 21:52:37 UTC
@chickleflour Sorry, I said I was going to get on the other night and then didn't. My schedule's... well... you'll understand eventually.
jawsh: And the method from second kings chapter four wasn't even required!
jawsh's status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2020 03:34:04 UTC
And the method from second kings chapter four wasn't even required!
qotwbot: "He came down and saved my soup" --church bulletin
qotwbot's status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2020 03:32:52 UTC
"He came down and saved my soup" --church bulletin
chickleflour: @jake @chickleflour Wait... who's the crew? Jake?
chickleflour's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 23:10:57 UTC
@jake @chickleflour Wait... who's the crew? Jake?
jake: @chickleflour I'll tell you more about it tomorrow night. We've got to run now. Life's never short when you're with the crew.
jake's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 23:07:15 UTC
@chickleflour I'll tell you more about it tomorrow night. We've got to run now. Life's never short when you're with the crew.
jake: @chickleflour This wasn't a minivan either, this was a straight up proper van, but it was weird. You know that girl that sells pop out of the back of her van at concerts, and you can never quite tell what make and model of van it is that she has, but she says she was born in it and you wonder how the van lasted that long but you'd never be able to find one for yourself because the van is so unique you wonder if it's custom made? Well, I saw another one. This van that pulled up to me was just like it, except it was rust brown instead of dark light green. It wasn't rusty either, just like her's seems to never rust. It was weird. It was weird for them too.
jake's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 23:05:52 UTC
@chickleflour This wasn't a minivan either, this was a straight up proper van, but it was weird. You know that girl that sells pop out of the back of her van at concerts, and you can never quite tell what make and model of van it is that she has, but she says she was born in it and you wonder how the van lasted that long but you'd never be able to find one for yourself because the van is so unique you wonder if it's custom made? Well, I saw another one. This van that pulled up to me was just like it, except it was rust brown instead of dark light green. It wasn't rusty either, just like her's seems to never rust. It was weird. It was weird for them too.
jake: @chickleflour Well, after I just got completely blown away by the weather, I had no clue where I was. It would have been a lot more fun if it was planned, but being carried away by the wind in an accidental manner was a bit frightening. I looked around and around, and had no clue where I was. I thought I knew Arkwood Pond, but this area was rather unfamiliar. I tried walking in the direction I thought I came from, but somehow that didn't work. I just kept walking through what was the strangest woods I had ever seen. This wasn't Arkwood Pond Park Woods either, this was different, but it felt... well... I can't really describe how it felt. After about two days of walking, I finally got to a road. Well, not a big road, just a little path through the woods, but a drivable road nonetheless. I started walking down it, and rather quickly a van drove up to where I was and stopped.
jake's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 23:00:00 UTC
@chickleflour Well, after I just got completely blown away by the weather, I had no clue where I was. It would have been a lot more fun if it was planned, but being carried away by the wind in an accidental manner was a bit frightening. I looked around and around, and had no clue where I was. I thought I knew Arkwood Pond, but this area was rather unfamiliar. I tried walking in the direction I thought I came from, but somehow that didn't work. I just kept walking through what was the strangest woods I had ever seen. This wasn't Arkwood Pond Park Woods either, this was different, but it felt... well... I can't really describe how it felt. After about two days of walking, I finally got to a road. Well, not a big road, just a little path through the woods, but a drivable road nonetheless. I started walking down it, and rather quickly a van drove up to where I was and stopped.