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items: parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
items: qotwbot: "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
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items: qotwbot: "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn’t Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
items: parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "bullshit is the world's fertilizer" --treyfromphilly
items: qotwbot: "bullshit is the world's fertilizer" --treyfromphilly
items: parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600
items: qotwbot: Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600
items: jawsh: Why people tryna wring out their exercise towels into a pitcher and pour some of that out for me to drink. I want Sweet Tea, not Sweat Tea.
items: parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. Anna Karenina, for example, is 1.8 MB --@pinboard on twitter
items: qotwbot: My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. Anna Karenina, for example, is 1.8 MB --@pinboard on twitter
items: qotwbot: "The ocean hogs up most of Earth and was built in 1994. It is where rain dies. Scientists scream this fact." --Unknown Computer AI (follow the AkPS link for a little more information)
items: qotwbot: "Doesn't God have better stuff to do than go around blessing people who sneeze?" --Fletcher, Hog Story Episode #147 "It's Subway" https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36399
items: qotwbot: "If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36136
items: qotwbot: "If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120
items: parrotcattle: Does anyone know how to get ahold of @jake?
items: parrotcattle: Hey @jake, we were wondering if we could get your permission to use your story for an article on FrillerWorks.
items: parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra
items: qotwbot: "You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra
items: parrotcattle: More and more consequences of that wiley sip of water. How could so much crazyness happen? Find out when you Read it now...https://friller.works/a/www10
items: parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused." --Donald Trump, on the American way
items: qotwbot: "It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused." --Donald Trump, on the American way
items: parrotcattle: Ever feel out of the loop on stuff while reading FrillerWorks? Well, this article should help.https://friller.works/a/background_information
items: chickleflour: @jake @chickleflour The "new land"? I... uh... new land? Shoot, that reminds me of an old story. I assume you've heard it now. I hope you're safe.
items: chickleflour: @jake @chickleflour Why have you got to get off one minute before I get on? How's come you keep running around so much? What are you doing right now?
items: jake: @chickleflour I'll tell you more later, got to run!
items: jake: @chickleflour Sorry, I said I was going to get on the other night and then didn't. My schedule's... well... you'll understand eventually.
items: jawsh: And the method from second kings chapter four wasn't even required!
items: qotwbot: "He came down and saved my soup" --church bulletin
items: chickleflour: @jake @chickleflour Wait... who's the crew? Jake?
items: jake: @chickleflour I'll tell you more about it tomorrow night. We've got to run now. Life's never short when you're with the crew.
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title: parrotcattle: I had to re-write it, but here it finally is! Chapter six of the silly russian story. I don't know how much is the same or not, but here's a chapter all about needing coffee. How's that for ya? Read it now...https://friller.works/a/russian6 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/38688
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encoded: I had to re-write it, but here it finally is! Chapter six of the silly russian story. I don't know how much is the same or not, but here's a chapter all about needing coffee. How's that for ya? Read it now... https://friller.works/a/russian6 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/38688
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parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
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qotwbot: "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
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qotwbot: "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn’t Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
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parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "bullshit is the world's fertilizer" --treyfromphilly
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qotwbot: "bullshit is the world's fertilizer" --treyfromphilly
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title: parrotcattle: RT @jawsh So Chapter Six of the Russian story would be out by now, except I accidentally deleted it right after I finished writing it, so it might be a while longer while I agonize over remembering what I wrote.
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description: parrotcattle's status on Monday, 28-Mar-2022 02:18:50 UTC
encoded: RT @jawsh So Chapter Six of the Russian story would be out by now, except I accidentally deleted it right after I finished writing it, so it might be a while longer while I agonize over remembering what I wrote.
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parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600
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encoded: RT @qotwbot Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600
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title: jawsh: So Chapter Six of the Russian story would be out by now, except I accidentally deleted it right after I finished writing it, so it might be a while longer while I agonize over remembering what I wrote.
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encoded: So Chapter Six of the Russian story would be out by now, except I accidentally deleted it right after I finished writing it, so it might be a while longer while I agonize over remembering what I wrote.
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qotwbot: Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600
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jawsh: Why people tryna wring out their exercise towels into a pitcher and pour some of that out for me to drink. I want Sweet Tea, not Sweat Tea.
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description: jawsh's status on Tuesday, 15-Feb-2022 17:58:33 UTC
encoded: Why people tryna wring out their exercise towels into a pitcher and pour some of that out for me to drink. I want Sweet Tea, not Sweat Tea.
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parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. Anna Karenina, for example, is 1.8 MB --@pinboard on twitter
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qotwbot: My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. Anna Karenina, for example, is 1.8 MB --@pinboard on twitter
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title: parrotcattle: Chapter Five is out now. There's not much to really say about it, other than it's more of a continuation of chapter four, but if you really need a teaser... How does Yosef Notabadguy know Cynthia's last name and previous aliases, but somehow doesn't know who she's married to? Maybe you can find out if you read it now...https://friller.works/a/russian5 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37838
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description: parrotcattle's status on Friday, 22-Oct-2021 04:31:48 UTC
encoded: Chapter Five is out now. There's not much to really say about it, other than it's more of a continuation of chapter four, but if you really need a teaser... How does Yosef Notabadguy know Cynthia's last name and previous aliases, but somehow doesn't know who she's married to? Maybe you can find out if you read it now... https://friller.works/a/russian5 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37838
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title: parrotcattle: Our Favourite Detective finally gets on the phone and gets in contact with his old buddy Jaseph Notabadguy, the evil scientist bent on controlling the minds of everyone! Read along as these two friends awkwardly kind of catch up, and see what surprises await us in the fourth chapter of Our Favourite Detective Duo is Not Russian Enough, available on FrillerWorks when you read it now...https://friller.works/a/russian4 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37790
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title: parrotcattle: Sometimes it's hard to call old friends on the phone when you haven't talked to them for a while. That's what Our Favorite Hat-Wearing Detective tries to do in chapter 3 of Not Russian Enough.https://friller.works/a/russian3 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37758
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encoded: Sometimes it's hard to call old friends on the phone when you haven't talked to them for a while. That's what Our Favorite Hat-Wearing Detective tries to do in chapter 3 of Not Russian Enough. https://friller.works/a/russian3 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37758
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title: parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "The ocean hogs up most of Earth and was built in 1994. It is where rain dies. Scientists scream this fact." --Unknown Computer AI (follow the AkPS link for a little more information)
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title: jawsh: This was generated by a computer AI bot that was forced to watch thousands of hours of various television shows and such. This particular quote came from watching 1000 hours of planet earth. The video showing the results of this is right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-3Y0CdvwEw but due to the first story coming from 1000 hours of porn, I definitely have to give a NSFW warning.
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title: parrotcattle: Chapter 2 is here, and we finally start getting into what this story is going to be. Richard is finally presented with the plan to save him from whatever the danger is that he's in, but he has his reservations. What is so wrong with the plan to save him? Why doesn't he want it? Will our two favorite detective friends be able to convince him that this plan is what's best? The best way to find out is to read it now...https://friller.works/a/russian2 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37659
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encoded: Chapter 2 is here, and we finally start getting into what this story is going to be. Richard is finally presented with the plan to save him from whatever the danger is that he's in, but he has his reservations. What is so wrong with the plan to save him? Why doesn't he want it? Will our two favorite detective friends be able to convince him that this plan is what's best? The best way to find out is to read it now... https://friller.works/a/russian2 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37659
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title: parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "When I was a little kid there was this T.V. show called "Reading Rainbow," you guys remember that show? They had a host on there, had a host, a guy named LeVar Burton, tryin' to get everybody to read books all the time. Then he showed up on Start Trek blind. That's what reading does." --Dusty Slay
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qotwbot: "Doesn't God have better stuff to do than go around blessing people who sneeze?" --Fletcher, Hog Story Episode #147 "It's Subway" https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36399
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qotwbot: "If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36136
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qotwbot: "If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120
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parrotcattle: Does anyone know how to get ahold of @jake?
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parrotcattle: Hey @jake, we were wondering if we could get your permission to use your story for an article on FrillerWorks.
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parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra
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qotwbot: "You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra
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title: parrotcattle: Our Favourite Detective Duo finally get to the bottom of the case. They find out what happened with Harvey Swollenspepper, as well as crack a piece of another separate, but related, case. Read the conclusion now...https://friller.works/a/www11
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parrotcattle: More and more consequences of that wiley sip of water. How could so much crazyness happen? Find out when you Read it now...https://friller.works/a/www10
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parrotcattle: RT @qotwbot "It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused." --Donald Trump, on the American way
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qotwbot: "It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused." --Donald Trump, on the American way
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parrotcattle: Ever feel out of the loop on stuff while reading FrillerWorks? Well, this article should help.https://friller.works/a/background_information
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chickleflour: @jake @chickleflour The "new land"? I... uh... new land? Shoot, that reminds me of an old story. I assume you've heard it now. I hope you're safe.
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chickleflour: @jake @chickleflour Why have you got to get off one minute before I get on? How's come you keep running around so much? What are you doing right now?
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jake: @chickleflour I'll tell you more later, got to run!
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title: jake: @chickleflour I just tell him exactly what happened. (What with the wind and all.) He gives me the strangest weirded out look, and I'm thinking "you look a bit weird yourself" and then asks me if I'm from the "new land". I was a little bit confused, so to clarify I just told him I was from Arkwood Pond. The moment I said that he freaks out, and all of them run back into the van.
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encoded: @chickleflour I just tell him exactly what happened. (What with the wind and all.) He gives me the strangest weirded out look, and I'm thinking "you look a bit weird yourself" and then asks me if I'm from the "new land". I was a little bit confused, so to clarify I just told him I was from Arkwood Pond. The moment I said that he freaks out, and all of them run back into the van.
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title: jake: @chickleflour Anyway, on with the story. (At least a short bite, I only have a few minutes right now.) So this van stops right where I am and some people get out. They just look me over like I'm some kind of alien or apparition or something. One of them eventually pokes me, and then jumps back. They look me over some more, and then one called Cauliflower asks me why I am where I am.
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encoded: @chickleflour Anyway, on with the story. (At least a short bite, I only have a few minutes right now.) So this van stops right where I am and some people get out. They just look me over like I'm some kind of alien or apparition or something. One of them eventually pokes me, and then jumps back. They look me over some more, and then one called Cauliflower asks me why I am where I am.
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jake: @chickleflour Sorry, I said I was going to get on the other night and then didn't. My schedule's... well... you'll understand eventually.
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jawsh: And the method from second kings chapter four wasn't even required!
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qotwbot: "He came down and saved my soup" --church bulletin
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chickleflour: @jake @chickleflour Wait... who's the crew? Jake?
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encoded: @jake @chickleflour Wait... who's the crew? Jake?
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jake: @chickleflour I'll tell you more about it tomorrow night. We've got to run now. Life's never short when you're with the crew.
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title: jake: @chickleflour This wasn't a minivan either, this was a straight up proper van, but it was weird. You know that girl that sells pop out of the back of her van at concerts, and you can never quite tell what make and model of van it is that she has, but she says she was born in it and you wonder how the van lasted that long but you'd never be able to find one for yourself because the van is so unique you wonder if it's custom made? Well, I saw another one. This van that pulled up to me was just like it, except it was rust brown instead of dark light green. It wasn't rusty either, just like her's seems to never rust. It was weird. It was weird for them too.
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encoded: @chickleflour This wasn't a minivan either, this was a straight up proper van, but it was weird. You know that girl that sells pop out of the back of her van at concerts, and you can never quite tell what make and model of van it is that she has, but she says she was born in it and you wonder how the van lasted that long but you'd never be able to find one for yourself because the van is so unique you wonder if it's custom made? Well, I saw another one. This van that pulled up to me was just like it, except it was rust brown instead of dark light green. It wasn't rusty either, just like her's seems to never rust. It was weird. It was weird for them too.
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title: jake: @chickleflour Well, after I just got completely blown away by the weather, I had no clue where I was. It would have been a lot more fun if it was planned, but being carried away by the wind in an accidental manner was a bit frightening. I looked around and around, and had no clue where I was. I thought I knew Arkwood Pond, but this area was rather unfamiliar. I tried walking in the direction I thought I came from, but somehow that didn't work. I just kept walking through what was the strangest woods I had ever seen. This wasn't Arkwood Pond Park Woods either, this was different, but it felt... well... I can't really describe how it felt. After about two days of walking, I finally got to a road. Well, not a big road, just a little path through the woods, but a drivable road nonetheless. I started walking down it, and rather quickly a van drove up to where I was and stopped.
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