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Notices tagged with tsa, page 2
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The next time I decide to take some old electronics in for recycling, it won’t be in my current home town. Last time, they’d gone all #TSA. You had to place the items in the trunk of a car, you would drive in, pop the trunk *without exiting the vehicle* (enforced by police with guns and bulletproof vests) ... they’d take what they thought was recyclable and leave the rest behind ... someone would hand you a receipt (a list of items they had accepted for recycling) ... you drive away.
#electronics_recycling shouldn’t be like one of those weapons buyback programs. I just wanted to get rid of a couple of giant CRTs and a 386SX/Windows 3.11 desktop computer.
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I forgot to remove my belt, so I got multiple #TSA #crotchscan (R) pics taken. I should have asked whether they'll pay me if I make the centerfold of their agency's internal magazine.
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Philadelphia #TSA ... I’m pretty sure they were the location where several employees were arrested years ago for stealing cameras and electronic devices during the search process.
(No, I am not at the #hairport. I just saw someone else mentioning that location’s security screeners.)
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@guizzy @moonman @roko I usually get the take everything out and examine it + patdowns treatment, even after the #crotchscan. I'm usually carrying a bunch of $EMPLOYER and personal electronics for a six month trip and it scares the #TSA.
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@moonman @roko I've had so many #crotchscan pics taken that I may be a #TSA centerfold by now.
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@delores Go through a US airport on a flight anywhere and ask the #TSA for a copy of your #crotchscan picture. When they agree about bigger than ordinary size, then you have reason to brag.
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@deadsuperhero The #TSA believes they can determine your intentions by viewing x-rays of your crotch. Maybe we could make the #crotch_scan you had at the #hairport useful by forwarding it to your doctor.
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Got through my #TSA #crotch_scan. I suppose they don't get many "I.T. Guy" travellers through here. TSA folks were concerned by how many electronic devices I carry.
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On the other hand, with as many #crotch-scan pics of me as the #TSA has collected, I'm probably a major porn star without knowing it. #hairport