Dear @mike,
How are you, friend? I am well. However, I am writing this on unpleasant terms. It has recently come to my attention that Colby has not married Eli in Tomodachi Life for the Nintendo 3DS. If this is not fixed, and Eli does not marry Colby within the following week, I'm afraid I will have no other choice but to unfollow your Mastodon account. Thank you.
With much love,
Eli B