Dear @mike,
I hope you have been well since our last engagement. I am holding up fairly well, despite recent events regarding a letter I have written to you on the matter of Eli and Colby's relationship status in Tomodachi life for the Nintendo 3DS. To give you the meat and potatoes, I am currently irate that my letter has been seen as a comical attempt at a serious letter. If this letter is not stopped from circulating the fediverse, a difficult conversation awaits you.
Much love,
Eli B