devil went down to SF, looking for a soul to steal. he was in a bind because he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal;
when he came across this young man selling a bad idea and hawking it hot. and the devil jumps up with a rambling TED talk and says, "boy lemme tell you what"
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D Dino (garbados)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2018 16:30:19 UTC D Dino - p̸h̴o̸⁴c̵e̴ₓa̵ repeated this.
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Kiki Schirr (kiki)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2018 23:24:48 UTC Kiki Schirr @garbados
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a gourmand juicer, too, and if you'd care to get a share, I'll make a bet with you. Now you make a pretty tasty juice, boy, but give the Devil his due. I'll bet a squeezer of gold against your soul cause I think packets are better than you.The boy said my name's Johnny and while I'm no VC, I can smell your tech and you're gonna regret cause no one wants a juice machine.
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