Back about ten years ago, I wrote an article (can you believe it?). Somewhere in the article I put in some badly translated russian because Notabadguy jokes. (Notabadguy's from Russia in case you didn't know). I meant naval implants as in the bellybutton implants that he wants you to use now. (Notbad Analytical Vertical Assisting Lancets that is). I just checked the google translate, and this is what I got: https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/33135