Notices by ɔnɹʇs∀ ʎpu∀ (andyastruc)

@gingerrroot Please put all games on Switch and make it so my Switch feeds me and maybe if my family could be on the Switch somehow so I don't have to put it down? I just really like the Switch.

@Jo Internet of G-strings

"Hey Andy how's your new dating life going?" Well tonight I made dinner for the kids and comforted my ex about breaking up with her boyfriend thanks for asking.

Too many pretty people exist.

The Salvation Army kicked my grandfather out of their local army band because he won a charity raffle and they have strict rules about gambling. That's my overriding view of them. Petty, hypocritical moralisers who believe rules are more important than human beings.

@jennatar Only Toto if it eventually becomes Vaporeon and blesses the rains down in Africa.

@Gogogadgetpants I very sincerely misread this as "what romance was" and anticipated a fascinating backstory for this person.

@fun Haha, don't be sorry. I realised how it sort of sounded while writing it but I still agree with the sentiment. ?

Sometimes I forget what website I was looking for and just type "that site" into the address bar and because technology is BULLSHIT it doesn't work.

@fun It just seems fun! I'm quite secure in my identity.

I suppose it's more a commentary on how media about men/boys doing things and being romantic is usually a bit grim and serious and severely lacking in rainbow transformations. They should make a new He-Man that's identical in tone to new She-Ra.

@fun Maybe if I click my heels together three times.

The new She-Ra cartoon makes me wish I was, in fact, a gay lady.

@thegibson I let my ex-partner once play as a pair of twins that were actually two minds sharing one body that could project either mind into a non-corporeal copy. So I say go for it.

Arms are just legs that got notions.

I'm an adult so I pick a lawyer based on which one has the friendliest lady appear in their Google search result.

So, if Donatello DOES machines, Raphael is cool but crude and Michelangelo is, and I quote, a "party dude" while Leonardo simply leads, we can infer that all the turtles fuck apart from Leo, who is asexual. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

I was a kind of shitty person when I was younger. Many people were. But there's good news: the bar for being good is much lower now than it used to be!

How lucky was it that we realised trees were full of paper?

@Fumon Good grief. I think I'll just stay single.

How do humans date?