Notices by Untitled Shitpost Game :natalies_candle: (elizafox)

Gonna just end everything I say with uwu.

"I love you uwu"

"I'll see you when I get home from work uwu"

"I'm feeling bloated today uwu"

"I got a speeding ticket uwu"

"I'm going to jail and no bail was set uwu"

"shit myself today uwu"

Everywhere is a McDonald's if you have the app and you believe in yourself

Pleroma's MRF transparency setting is fucking amazing

INSTALLING ARCH LINUX

Step 1

All I know about ancoms is that you better not diss Godspeed You Black Emperor around them.

"If you experience pallor, necrosis, fatigue, unsteady gait, reduced cognition, urges of cannibalism that don't go away, a feeling of looseness in the joints, or moaning, please stop taking this drug and contact your doctor, as these may be signs of being undead, a serious life-threatening condition"

Hi two broke girls need money to like not die and also eat and stuff https://ko-fi.com/elizafox or https://ko-fi.com/plausocks

Xorg gon give it to ya

Malevolent Dictator For One Minute

And you may Ask Jeeves, "where is that large automobile?"

My efforts to repeal Ohm's Law have not been successful at the state legislature. I've encountered too much resistance. I will now attempt a citizens initiative.

YOU ARE VALID

I think

Please publish your schema and I will report any discrepancies to you

boost this toot if you can't read

"BUT PLEROMA IS WRITTEN BY NA--"

I got a catapult out back filled with TERFs, you wanna be in there too?

I

What

I eat rocks to assert my dominance over the Earth, and I have only gotten arsenic poisoning once.

colourblind friend of mine brings up a valid point: the image description editor on mastodon is not very accessible. It's hard to read, hard to use, and it's hard to see what you've written

@mike *returns* here's your :so_gay: back

who ordered a whole box of :so_gay:

"I hate this. It is revolting!"

"more?"

"Please!"