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Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
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I know it's a meme but it's still funny
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lol https://lobste.rs/s/izv547/how_i_discovered_easter_egg_android_s
this guy
- sniffed the traffic for the android security system
- disassembled their secret apk they send when you cna decode the messages
- rewrote the whole service
- found a message 'contact us' in the code, wrote them
- they called him back a few months later
- didn't take him on because he wasn't good enough in developing a base64 encoder over a telephone interview
So these are the mega-brains at google.
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They try to bury this, please boost
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@rw @shpuld i have nothing but contempt for people who don't have nothing but respect for you two <3
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okay, anybody else have the problem that someone follows you, you go to check out their mastoprofile and 80% of the posts are boosts?
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He's got a loicense to kill
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Follow bots make a lot of sense if.you want to make the federated timeline unusable
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i'm scared
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The CEO of Pleroma wants to be your friend uguu
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@chironwest
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adult video famicom
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simple memes can be good too
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BORN TO POUT
WORLD IS YUMMY
Eat Em All 1989
I am daddy's princess
410,757,864,530 CUMMIES
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tired: wired
wired: robek.world
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There's also this interview about pleroma, if you wanna read some fediverse stuff. https://medium.com/we-distribute/blushy-crushy-fediverse-idol-a-chat-with-lain-about-pleroma-4ff578b99752
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#goals
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You know what would help with finding an instance to join? If you didn't have to sign up to properly view the local timelines.
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Hello everybody out there using mastodon -
I'm doing a (free) fediverse server (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like mastodon) for 386(486) AT clones. This has been brewing since april, and is starting to get ready. I'd like any feedback on things people like/dislike in mastodon, as my server resembles it somewhat (same frontend and federation standard (due to practical reasons) among other things).