Notices by flussence ?️‍?️ (flussence)

According to the CAP theorem, once you add enough partitions to a hard disk it will either become liquid or spontaneously disappear

four columns on a 1024x600 screen

I am extremely online

tired: making a federation bot that does nothing but follow thousands of random people
wired: making a bot that posts good stuff so thousands of people follow it

horny on gitlab

would be nice if there were more column types, I want a Non-Local timeline so it doesn't waste screen space on duplicated posts

why isn't there a CSS "filter: pixelate()" so I can do That Thing Every SNES Game Does™

We live in a society

where colby also does

that's terrifying

trebuchet MS

bring back that UI design thing mac os classic and kde3 had where it popped up progress icons in a row somewhere unobtrusive as it started up

I'm tired of splash screens on single-function software, this isn't 1995 java any more

sleeping.town is mastodon DLC

hot take: I don't use mastodon either

*slowly fades out of existence like marty mcfly*

@mike TERFs and Scientologists have over 90% of DNA in common

@mike this is incredibly ominous for some reason

do you ever post something then immediately regret it

@mike you thought you were the borgee but you became the borger

woof