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we built our entire campaign infrastructure on golems made out of cow innards and money
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@lain
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@rin https://old.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/dk17c9/wikipedia_the_admin_who_created_80000_pages_about/
The Admin Who Created 80,000 Pages About Titties
>The anonymous user had stumbled across a handful of questionable redirect pages created by Neelix. Some were just silly and pointless, like "Anti-trousers" redirecting to "Pantslessness", or "Sixteen-headed" redirecting to "Polycephaly". But others were puerile, if not outright offensive, such as "Titty cancer" for breast cancer or "Boobie builder" for breast reconstruction. Many users were shocked to learn that these pages were created by an administrator. Another admin remarked that "if I saw this kind of crap from a new account I'd block it instantly as a vandal".
>The rabbit hole went deeper. The reporting user originally complained about "dozens" of inappropriate redirects. As others looked into Neelix's page creations, that figure changed to thousands. You can get a sense of the scale of the problem from looking at this list of deleted pages. Tittypumps, tittypumping, tittypumpers, tittypumped, titpumps, titpumping, pumps titties, pumps tits, boobypumping, boobypumpers, boob pump... and that's just for one article. It soon became clear that Neelix had created redirects based on various permutations of the words "tits" and "boobs" for almost every single breast related article on Wikipedia.
>Maybe Neelix meant well but got carried away. One could argue that it's reasonable to redirect "boob sex" and "tit fucking" to "mammary intercourse". But it's much harder to defend redirects like "Titty tumors", "Segmental removal of the titties", "Constructions of the booby", "Hypoplastic tits" and "Atrophy of the titties". And there were thousands more of these! Neelix had created over 80,000 redirects, and a substantial portion of them were about titties and boobies. A commentator quipped: "Thank God he apparently never heard the term "jugs" or "rack", or this would have been many times worse".
>Some users speculated that Neelix's account had been hacked, but this was not the case. Several Wikipedia editors knew Neelix in real life and were able to confirm that he was in control of the account. Everyone was baffled. Why would an admin create so many terrible redirects? "It just seems so childish", one user said. "These are pages a high school vandal would make, not an experienced editor."
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We were originally gonna call the Fediverse "Robek World" but changed the name at the last minute because we learned it translated to "Violent Semen Inferno" in Chinese.
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you can make the google/youtube algorithm think you're an actual retarded person by searching for things like "lotto software" and "independent income"
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Can't believe China just defederated us just because we made fun of their leader Rochko Jiping
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@lain post this somewhere at APconf the people need to know
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make sure to follow more People of Color like @mono
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Some say the global water shortage began in 2022, when the "Drink More Water Show Hosted By Misono Hakui" became the most popular television show in human history creating a frenzy of uncontrolled water consumption among it's viewers, raising prices and plunging the world into chaos.
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@rw is the most important person in the fediverse. It is imperative that you follow him. Everything all traces back to his doing.
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>I'm a Chinese American guy working as a computer engineer in the Bay Area.
>I have been approached on two occasions by agents of the Chinese government, asking me to help them steal intellectual property from my (American) technology company. On both occasions, the agents specifically mentioned the dating imbalance that hurts Asian men, and have mentioned that by providng American technology, I will help China to become more powerful, and in the process improve the image of Asian men around the world. In addition to appealing to me in this way, these agents of the Chinese government / various Chinese state owned enterprises have offered me monetary compensation for IP theft.
>On both occasions, I did not provide them with what they were asking for. I've long ago reacted to the shitty hand I've been dealt in life by pursuing an easy-going, hedonistic lifestyle mostly revolving around partying and weed, so needless to say, some stuck up Chinese government types aren't exactly appealing to me. However, I do think it says a lot that the dating woes of Asian men in America has become so noticeable that the Chinese government and state owned enterprises have deigned to exploit it by appealing to Chinese American men to steal IP from their American employers. I have to imagine there are some out there who have in fact acquiesced to these agents, and honestly, I don't feel any anger or blame towards the Chinese Americans who have chosen to do so. I can certainly understand how a lifetime of being made to feel like a second class citizen with regards to sex and dating, due to nothing more than one's race, can lead someone to identify more closely with another country than with America.
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#2hu
Bigger Tenshi, commonly abbreviated to BT, or more uncommonly BgT, is the slightly larger manifestation of Hinanawi Tenshi that is said to appear in certain scenes of Scarlet Weather Rhapsody, contrasting to Regular Tenshi.
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so yeah it turns out this whole time the purpose of shitposter.club was to collect as many different types of users across the fediverse to use as basis for a trading card game that would eventually be sold to Bandai for several million dollars @moonman
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The Zoomer Messiah is alive right now. He was born in 2004 and is probably doing school homework right now. He does not yet know the pivotal role he will play in history or the sacrifice he will make.
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just postin a classic game
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@augustus speaking of bernie, he hasn't tweeted since he went on a trip to Sri Lanka. I hope he's OK.
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the only battle royale im excited for
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Breaking News: NSA accidentally leaks credible data proving that Assagne was actually a furry sex pervert all along, he eats steak well done and that he also has a micropenis. Viewer discretion is advised. No, this image has not been manipulated.
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@sam @gargron
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