So it's ai yi yi yi,
Your mother scores more than Wayne Gretzky!
So sing me another verse that worse than the other verse,
And waltz me around by my willie!

There once was a man from Nantucket!
Whose cock was so long he could suck it!
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

So it's ai yi yi yi,
Your sister does squat thrusts on flag poles!
So sing me another verse that worse than the other verse,
And waltz me around by my willie!

There once was a young man from Boston!
Who drove around town in an Austin!
There was room for his ass,
And a gallon of gas,
So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em!