"Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the
sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't
want you to do or else you'll to to a burning place with a lake of
fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs
money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!"
[George Carlin, on Politically Incorrect, May 29, 1997]