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Notices by jake

  1. jake's status on Tuesday, 14-Apr-2020 22:02:40 UTC jake jake
    • Carol Hickleflour
    @chickleflour I'll tell you more later, got to run!
    Tuesday, 14-Apr-2020 22:02:40 UTC from Qvitter permalink
  2. jake's status on Tuesday, 14-Apr-2020 22:02:11 UTC jake jake
    • Carol Hickleflour
    @chickleflour I just tell him exactly what happened. (What with the wind and all.) He gives me the strangest weirded out look, and I'm thinking "you look a bit weird yourself" and then asks me if I'm from the "new land". I was a little bit confused, so to clarify I just told him I was from Arkwood Pond. The moment I said that he freaks out, and all of them run back into the van.
    Tuesday, 14-Apr-2020 22:02:11 UTC from Qvitter permalink
  3. jake's status on Tuesday, 14-Apr-2020 21:57:27 UTC jake jake
    • Carol Hickleflour
    @chickleflour Anyway, on with the story. (At least a short bite, I only have a few minutes right now.) So this van stops right where I am and some people get out. They just look me over like I'm some kind of alien or apparition or something. One of them eventually pokes me, and then jumps back. They look me over some more, and then one called Cauliflower asks me why I am where I am.
    Tuesday, 14-Apr-2020 21:57:27 UTC from Qvitter permalink
  4. jake's status on Tuesday, 14-Apr-2020 21:52:37 UTC jake jake
    • Carol Hickleflour
    @chickleflour Sorry, I said I was going to get on the other night and then didn't. My schedule's... well... you'll understand eventually.
    Tuesday, 14-Apr-2020 21:52:37 UTC from Qvitter permalink
  5. jake's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 23:07:15 UTC jake jake
    in reply to
    • Carol Hickleflour
    • jake
    @chickleflour I'll tell you more about it tomorrow night. We've got to run now. Life's never short when you're with the crew.
    Friday, 10-Apr-2020 23:07:15 UTC from Qvitter permalink
  6. jake's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 23:05:52 UTC jake jake
    in reply to
    • Carol Hickleflour
    • jake
    @chickleflour This wasn't a minivan either, this was a straight up proper van, but it was weird. You know that girl that sells pop out of the back of her van at concerts, and you can never quite tell what make and model of van it is that she has, but she says she was born in it and you wonder how the van lasted that long but you'd never be able to find one for yourself because the van is so unique you wonder if it's custom made? Well, I saw another one. This van that pulled up to me was just like it, except it was rust brown instead of dark light green. It wasn't rusty either, just like her's seems to never rust. It was weird. It was weird for them too.
    Friday, 10-Apr-2020 23:05:52 UTC from Qvitter permalink
  7. jake's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 23:00:00 UTC jake jake
    in reply to
    • Carol Hickleflour
    @chickleflour Well, after I just got completely blown away by the weather, I had no clue where I was. It would have been a lot more fun if it was planned, but being carried away by the wind in an accidental manner was a bit frightening. I looked around and around, and had no clue where I was. I thought I knew Arkwood Pond, but this area was rather unfamiliar. I tried walking in the direction I thought I came from, but somehow that didn't work. I just kept walking through what was the strangest woods I had ever seen. This wasn't Arkwood Pond Park Woods either, this was different, but it felt... well... I can't really describe how it felt. After about two days of walking, I finally got to a road. Well, not a big road, just a little path through the woods, but a drivable road nonetheless. I started walking down it, and rather quickly a van drove up to where I was and stopped.
    Friday, 10-Apr-2020 23:00:00 UTC from Qvitter permalink
  8. jake's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:42:20 UTC jake jake
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    • Carol Hickleflour
    @chickleflour Sephora Hickleflour's her name! We got married two years ago! I'm sorry you missed the wedding. It was just us and the crew. We had our wedding on the road, just as it was meant to be. Oh goodness mom, I'm so sorry that you missed my wedding. As much as this whole journey has changed my life and just made me a better person, I wish it didn't mean I'd have to lose you for it to happen. I just really wish that it wasn't that way, but at the same time I'm glad that my life turned out the way it did. I don't know how to explain this better.
    Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:42:20 UTC from Qvitter permalink
  9. jake's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:28:19 UTC jake jake
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    • Carol Hickleflour
    @chickleflour This is the inquisition I get? Look, it wasn't easy for me either. And really, who would have really thought that my clothes were so baggy that the wind would actually catch them and carry me away? That's not an actual thing, or at least it usually isn't. I was a teenager. Hoodies aren't the lightest piece of clothing.
    Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:28:19 UTC from Qvitter permalink
  10. jake's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:22:14 UTC jake jake
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    • Carol Hickleflour
    @chickleflour Don't you know? Pumpkin always played with teddyboo. Why this question?
    Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:22:14 UTC from Qvitter permalink
  11. jake's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:19:51 UTC jake jake
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    • Carol Hickleflour
    @chickleflour Yes mom. Oh my goodness.... I hoped I'd find you on here. It's... it's so good, it really so good to, I didn't know how big this would feel.
    Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:19:51 UTC from web permalink
  12. jake's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:08:15 UTC jake jake
    • Carol Hickleflour
    @chickleflour Mom?
    Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:08:15 UTC from web permalink
  13. jake's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:04:19 UTC jake jake
    in reply to
    • Geordi Kwrakknsvr
    @thechief Why are you interested?
    Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:04:19 UTC from web permalink
  14. jake's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:03:07 UTC jake jake
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    • jake
    Oh wait... the chief of police? Why?
    Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:03:07 UTC from web permalink
  15. jake's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:02:20 UTC jake jake
    in reply to
    • Jawsh McCullaugh
    • Geordi Kwrakknsvr
    • jake
    Oh, hey @jawsh... who's this @thechief you were talking to, and why should he be concerned about an account for me?
    Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:02:20 UTC from web permalink
  16. jake's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:01:10 UTC jake jake
    in reply to
    • Jawsh McCullaugh
    Man... it has been forEVER! I've missed you guys, but... man... what a journey.
    Friday, 10-Apr-2020 22:01:10 UTC from web permalink
  17. jake's status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 21:58:04 UTC jake jake
    in reply to
    • Jawsh McCullaugh
    @jawsh Must be nice, being the admin that you can beat me to my own first post. :) Do you do that for everyone?
    Friday, 10-Apr-2020 21:58:04 UTC from web permalink

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