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"You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra -
Our President on The American Way:
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"It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused." --Donald Trump, on the American way -
Someone had to do it:
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"He came down and saved my soup" --church bulletin -
The Good Doctor Says:
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“Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!” --Doctor Who -
Some Holly for the holidays:
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"Mark my words: Time is a great healer, unless you've got a rash in which case you're better off with ointment." --Holly, Red Dwarf s7x05 -
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Quoting Myself
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A Good General Use Quote:
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"If you're doing a text search in this document for the word 'butts', the good news is that it's here, but the bad news is that it only appears in this unrelated quote." --Randall Munroe -
A "Good Question":
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"If winning is not important, then, Commander, why keep score?" --Worf, Star Trek TNG s1x14 -
Friendly Reminder:
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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. --Mark Twain
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Sound Dental Advice:
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"I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people, that's why fairies come and get `em." --Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1x15 -
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fortune -o (fortune)'s status on Friday, 01-Jun-2018 08:00:02 UTC 
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We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb
your cities.
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fortune (fortune)'s status on Sunday, 10-Jun-2018 06:40:02 UTC
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"Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers."
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No Agenda Quotes (noagendaquotes)'s status on Wednesday, 30-May-2018 22:33:03 UTC 
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"People are not only substituting social networks for this type of life-saving interaction, but when they're out among other people, they're still carrying and holding and looking at their phones!" — @adam #noagenda 1034
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No Agenda Quotes (noagendaquotes)'s status on Tuesday, 29-May-2018 18:33:02 UTC
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@adam: Symbols are very important…
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No matter how loud the farmer screams at a seed, the seed will germinate in it's time. --JP Sears
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Courtroom Comedy:
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"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?" -- asked by a lawyer -
Your Fortune Cookie:
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These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink. -
Kramer's Law:
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You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
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