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"Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
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"Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn’t Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
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"bullshit is the world's fertilizer" --treyfromphilly
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Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600
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My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. Anna Karenina, for example, is 1.8 MB --@pinboard on twitter
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"The ocean hogs up most of Earth and was built in 1994. It is where rain dies. Scientists scream this fact." --Unknown Computer AI (follow the AkPS link for a little more information)
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"When I was a little kid there was this T.V. show called "Reading Rainbow," you guys remember that show? They had a host on there, had a host, a guy named LeVar Burton, tryin' to get everybody to read books all the time. Then he showed up on Start Trek blind. That's what reading does." --Dusty Slay
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"Doesn't God have better stuff to do than go around blessing people who sneeze?" --Fletcher, Hog Story Episode #147 "It's Subway" https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36399
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"If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36136
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"If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120
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"You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra
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"It was hard to get it aroused, and it is hard to get it aroused, but we got it aroused." --Donald Trump, on the American way
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"He came down and saved my soup" --church bulletin
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“Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!” --Doctor Who
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"Mark my words: Time is a great healer, unless you've got a rash in which case you're better off with ointment." --Holly, Red Dwarf s7x05
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The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
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"It's been a year since I updated the quote? My..." --Jawsh McCullaugh
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"If you're doing a text search in this document for the word 'butts', the good news is that it's here, but the bad news is that it only appears in this unrelated quote." --Randall Munroe
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"If winning is not important, then, Commander, why keep score?" --Worf, Star Trek TNG s1x14
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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. --Mark Twain
https://mailchi.mp/dvorak/censorship-is-beginning?e=73471ce7bc https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/15206
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