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1. Not Russian Enough Chapter 6: Coffee Coffee Coffee

   SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle
   I had to re-write it, but here it finally is! Chapter six of the silly russian story. I don't know how much is the same or not, but here's a chapter all about needing coffee.
   
   How's that for ya?
   
   Read it now...
   
   https://friller.works/a/russian6 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/38688

2. Insecticide for the soul:

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   "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn't Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
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3. Insecticide for the soul:

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   "Even if the Bee Could Explain to the Fly Why Pollen is Better Than Poop, the Fly Wouldn’t Understand" --Unknown, possibly Adekunle Jr
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4. Gardening grief:

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   "bullshit is the world's fertilizer" --treyfromphilly
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5. Russian story Chapter Six news:

   Jawsh McCullaugh
   So Chapter Six of the Russian story would be out by now, except I accidentally deleted it right after I finished writing it, so it might be a while longer while I agonize over remembering what I wrote.
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6. Childlike wisdom:

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   Life is more important than toilets. --A four year old, from this tweet: https://twitter.com/LizerReal/status/1367483616461209600
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7. Jawsh McCullaugh (jawsh)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Feb-2022 17:58:33 UTC Jawsh McCullaugh
   Why people tryna wring out their exercise towels into a pitcher and pour some of that out for me to drink. I want Sweet Tea, not Sweat Tea.

8. Good Web Development Advice:

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   My modest proposal: your website should not exceed in file size the major works of Russian literature. Anna Karenina, for example, is 1.8 MB --@pinboard on twitter
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9. Not Russian Enough Chapter 5: Questionable Title

   SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle
   Chapter Five is out now. There's not much to really say about it, other than it's more of a continuation of chapter four, but if you really need a teaser...
   How does Yosef Notabadguy know Cynthia's last name and previous aliases, but somehow doesn't know who she's married to? Maybe you can find out if you read it now...
   
   https://friller.works/a/russian5 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37838

10. Not Russian Enough Chapter 4: Maple Goodness

    SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle
    Our Favourite Detective finally gets on the phone and gets in contact with his old buddy Jaseph Notabadguy, the evil scientist bent on controlling the minds of everyone! Read along as these two friends awkwardly kind of catch up, and see what surprises await us in the fourth chapter of Our Favourite Detective Duo is Not Russian Enough, available on FrillerWorks when you read it now...
    
    https://friller.works/a/russian4 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37790

11. Not Russian Enough Chapter 3: Coffee Chapter

    SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle
    Sometimes it's hard to call old friends on the phone when you haven't talked to them for a while.
    
    That's what Our Favorite Hat-Wearing Detective tries to do in chapter 3 of Not Russian Enough.
    
    https://friller.works/a/russian3 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37758

12. Computer Knowleldge for us Today:

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    "The ocean hogs up most of Earth and was built in 1994. It is where rain dies. Scientists scream this fact." --Unknown Computer AI (follow the AkPS link for a little more information)
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    • Jawsh McCullaugh (jawsh)'s status on Saturday, 28-Aug-2021 07:06:13 UTC Jawsh McCullaugh

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      This was generated by a computer AI bot that was forced to watch thousands of hours of various television shows and such. This particular quote came from watching 1000 hours of planet earth. The video showing the results of this is right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-3Y0CdvwEw but due to the first story coming from 1000 hours of porn, I definitely have to give a NSFW warning.

13. Not Russian Enough Chapter 2: Getting in the right headspace

    SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle
    Chapter 2 is here, and we finally start getting into what this story is going to be. Richard is finally presented with the plan to save him from whatever the danger is that he's in, but he has his reservations. What is so wrong with the plan to save him? Why doesn't he want it? Will our two favorite detective friends be able to convince him that this plan is what's best? The best way to find out is to read it now...
    
    https://friller.works/a/russian2 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37659

14. Reading the future:

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    "When I was a little kid there was this T.V. show called "Reading Rainbow," you guys remember that show? They had a host on there, had a host, a guy named LeVar Burton, tryin' to get everybody to read books all the time. Then he showed up on Start Trek blind. That's what reading does." --Dusty Slay
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15. Our Favorite Detectie Duo is Not Russian Enough.

    SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle
    We've been dragging our feet on this issue for long enough, and it's time something got done about it. Our Favorite Detective Duo is finally going to find a way to get Richard back home safely., with maybe some Russian help? Will they run across more trouble on their way? You can find out if you read it now...
    
    https://friller.works/a/russian1 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/37097

16. Philosophical Ponderings:

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    "Doesn't God have better stuff to do than go around blessing people who sneeze?" --Fletcher, Hog Story Episode #147 "It's Subway" https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36399

17. Salad Advice:

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    "If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120 https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/36136

18. Salad advice:

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    "If you can see the lettuce, you're not eatin' a salad." --Darren O'Neill, Grumpy Old Bens Episode 120
19. SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle (parrotcattle)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jul-2020 12:12:50 UTC SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle

    • jake
    Hey @jake, we were wondering if we could get your permission to use your story for an article on FrillerWorks.
    • SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle (parrotcattle)'s status on Monday, 24-Aug-2020 21:07:53 UTC SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle

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      • jake
      Does anyone know how to get ahold of @jake?

20. Useful Information for these times:

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    "You can observe a lot just by watching." --Yogi Berra
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