Notices by Jawsh McCullaugh (jawsh)
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Russian story Chapter Six news:
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So Chapter Six of the Russian story would be out by now, except I accidentally deleted it right after I finished writing it, so it might be a while longer while I agonize over remembering what I wrote. -
Jawsh McCullaugh (jawsh)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Feb-2022 17:58:33 UTC
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Why people tryna wring out their exercise towels into a pitcher and pour some of that out for me to drink. I want Sweet Tea, not Sweat Tea. -
Jawsh McCullaugh (jawsh)'s status on Saturday, 28-Aug-2021 07:06:13 UTC
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This was generated by a computer AI bot that was forced to watch thousands of hours of various television shows and such. This particular quote came from watching 1000 hours of planet earth. The video showing the results of this is right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-3Y0CdvwEw but due to the first story coming from 1000 hours of porn, I definitely have to give a NSFW warning. -
Jawsh McCullaugh (jawsh)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2020 03:34:04 UTC
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And the method from second kings chapter four wasn't even required! -
Jawsh McCullaugh (jawsh)'s status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 21:59:16 UTC
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@jake Not usually, but then again, most people just register at the tower. You're a bit of a different case though, aren't you? -
Jawsh McCullaugh (jawsh)'s status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 21:55:20 UTC
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Hello @jake. Welcome to Arkwood Pond Social, or AkPS for short! -
Jawsh McCullaugh (jawsh)'s status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 21:39:28 UTC
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@thechief No, I actually think I should tell you publicly, although I'm not 100% sure, so I'll just say this: A certain someone who's been missing just requested an account here. -
Jawsh McCullaugh (jawsh)'s status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 21:33:28 UTC
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Well, it's a good thing I'm not the cheif, because I can't spell chief, as in... oh... say... @thechief. Now you're tagged. -
Jawsh McCullaugh (jawsh)'s status on Friday, 10-Apr-2020 21:25:36 UTC
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Hey, uh... @thecheif Geordi... you might want to know about this. It's pretty important. -
Concerning NAVAL implants
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Back about ten years ago, I wrote an article (can you believe it?). Somewhere in the article I put in some badly translated russian because Notabadguy jokes. (Notabadguy's from Russia in case you didn't know). I meant naval implants as in the bellybutton implants that he wants you to use now. (Notbad Analytical Vertical Assisting Lancets that is). I just checked the google translate, and this is what I got: https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/33135 -
Jawsh McCullaugh (jawsh)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2020 13:32:52 UTC
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I'm Joshua McCullaugh, and I approve of this message. -
Jawsh McCullaugh (jawsh)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Dec-2019 14:36:00 UTC
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I would not be surprised if that existed, but for some reason, I just don't feel like looking it up. -
Wild and Wacky Water Caper Part 8
SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle
It's been a week since it's been up on FrillerWorks, (I'm slacking!), but finally I've got the link to the latest chapter of Wacky Water posted! In this chapter we (barely) delve further into just who this Wanda character is, and Our Favorite Detective Duo finally go back to the pharmacy. Boy, are they in for a shocking surprise! It even surprised me, and I wrote it.
Really, check it out...
https://friller.works/a/www8
(Is this what slack web development is?) https://social.arkwoodpond.info/attachment/30729 -
Jawsh McCullaugh (jawsh)'s status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2019 06:51:25 UTC
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This is nuts. For some reason, I can't follow new mastodon accounts. I can see ones I've already added, but I can't add new ones. Adding accounts from pleroma works just fine. What the funge? -
Jawsh McCullaugh (jawsh)'s status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2019 06:29:31 UTC
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And that's why my personal phone number rarely goes out to cow-orkers. -
Wild and Wacky Water Caper Part 7
SpiltPopcorn ParrotCattle
Oh dang! Nine months? Goodness I'm too lazy at this story! Well... here's chapter 7! Finally. Yeah, I use that word too much on this feed. Anywuz, click the link and read the chapter! You know you want to...
https://friller.works/a/www7
Here's your teaser:
"Mr. Computer, I need you!"
Shortly after I said that, some music began to play. I'd play the music for you for thouroughness, but I can't. Wonder why? Well maybe it's be because a certain Chief Geordi won't let me do these as a audio documentary! What did I say about documenting sound?
"�Hol�, y bienviendo a `Learning Spanish� Tape Side one. Para empezar..."
I hit the stop button. Whoops, wrong tape. I should learn to put the data tape back into the cassette drive when I'm done. Try to get some education during lunch and look what happens. Embarrassment. That's what.
Cynthia had a quizzical look on her face. "Wait, so you're actually going for learning Spanish? I didn't think you'd actually do it." -
Jawsh McCullaugh (jawsh)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jul-2019 15:33:17 UTC
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I think that some Qt apps will try to work with GNOME if they notice gnome-settings-manager running, but it's a crapshoot.
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